by A.JC May 6, 2015

A vagina so filthy that it has begun to look like a dirt matted leather wallet. A Dirt Wallet will often carry diseases and should be avoided at all costs.
Dirt Wallets should only be approached after a thorough cleaning has been completed, and tests have been performed to ensure the Dirt Wallet is disease free.
Dirt Wallets should only be approached after a thorough cleaning has been completed, and tests have been performed to ensure the Dirt Wallet is disease free.
Guy #1 - "Hey did you hook up with that girl last night?"
Guy #2 - "No, she had a total Dirt Wallet. I almost threw up."
Guy #2 - "No, she had a total Dirt Wallet. I almost threw up."
by The Murricane January 5, 2011

1.The butt ; i.e., the anus , or anal canal
Deriving from:
2. An unfinished basement ; specifically one with a dirt floor
Deriving from:
2. An unfinished basement ; specifically one with a dirt floor
Example: ¹
*Someone puts their hand dangerously close to my ass crack *
"No key, no entry to my dirt basement"
Example: ²
"I only go in my dirt basement for laundry. It's too dampand smelly to be in it all the time."
*Someone puts their hand dangerously close to my ass crack *
"No key, no entry to my dirt basement"
Example: ²
"I only go in my dirt basement for laundry. It's too dampand smelly to be in it all the time."
by less_jess October 19, 2019

A “Dirt-Dauber” is a female that usually wears 9$ Walmart “Cowgirl boots” and shorts that she cut from her moms favorite going out jeans,and will normally hit the sheets with anyone that drives a Dirt Track car “Even Buzz Car Drivers”, can usually be found at your local dirt track and is easily spotted by her bleach blonde hair and her Obnoxiously loud laugh, and or her cussing loudly “cause Jimmy spun Earl in turn 3 cause he is jealous of me”!! She claims she’s not a whore, but has been around the track more than half the cars... Dirt-Daubers are not to be confused with RIVER RATS OR MUD CRICKETS but are a very close relative!!!
(Adam Isbell)
(Adam Isbell)
A “Dirt-Dauber” is a female that usually wears 9$ Walmart “Cowgirl boots” and shorts that she cut from her moms favorite going out jeans,and will normally hit the sheets with anyone that drives a Dirt Track car “Even Buzz Car Drivers”, can usually be found at your local dirt track and is easily spotted by her bleach blonde hair and her Obnoxiously loud laugh, and or her cussing loudly “cause Jimmy spun Earl in turn 3 cause he is jealous of me”!! She claims she’s not a whore, but has been around the track more than half the cars... Dirt-Daubers are not to be confused with RIVER RATS OR MUD CRICKETS but are a very close relative!!!
(Adam Isbell)
(Adam Isbell)
by Pek0714 August 26, 2018

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by johnblay7756 May 31, 2023

Similar to rimming, rim job, or tossing a salad: when a man to man, man to woman, or woman to woman interaction occurs of a sexual origin inhibiting the motive to munch on the pubes between the ball sack to asshole or pussy hole to ass hole area (the region is also commonly known as the gouche or gouch).
DudeBro: "Dude, did you smang that chic I saw you with last night bro?"
Me: "No, after I made her make me a sandwich, take out the trash, do my laundry, and then made her mow the dirt, she left crying."
DudeBro: "0_O"
DudeBro: "Bro, wtf dude?!?"
Me: "No, after I made her make me a sandwich, take out the trash, do my laundry, and then made her mow the dirt, she left crying."
DudeBro: "0_O"
DudeBro: "Bro, wtf dude?!?"
by Dildo Dan the Hose Strokin Man December 15, 2012
