Dirt Bed

noun:

1. Dirty sheets typical of dudes, hallmarked by debris such as small rocks, kitty litter, mud, and actual dirt found in between the bottom and top sheets of his bed or resting place (can include couches and/or futons), often dragged in from walking barefoot on dirty floors.

See also: Bed Dirt – Detritus found in the dirty sheets of dudes.

"I totally fingerblasted that girl in my dirt bed"

by Bottoms_Up December 23, 2009

dirt smurf

A dirty hooty hoe that tries to dig up dirt to start shit that doesnt need to be started. Usually a straight up squirel farmer

"Kat is a fuckin dirt smurf"

by Apply_ice_2_burn July 23, 2017

dirt stupid

So stupid...it matches the intelligence level of dirt (Incredibly stupid)

Guy: Did you hear about that girl who got her account deleted? She lost everything!
Guy 2: Yea. She shared with with a person she didn't even know...man that was just dirt stupid!

by Real World April 6, 2015

Dirt Deviling

Refers to eating uncontrollably.

"I really have to stop dirt deviling, or my cute designer jeans won't fit anymore."

by PerfectTouch December 26, 2007

dirt suckin'

When someone has diarrhea and you eat their ass from the back, while diarrhea is dry.

Person 1: Hey! i didn't wipe, want to go dirt suckin'?
Person 2: Heck yes! taste better than KFC!

by DoYouHaveMilk June 21, 2020

dirt trap

A female of the slut variety who catches numerous STI's

That bird is a dirt trap

by A.JC May 6, 2015

Hit the dirt!

An exclamation to warn others to brace for some serious damage by an explosive or vehicle.

Soldier 1: When did the rebels get tanks?

Commanding Officer: Those aren't tanks; those are bulldozers.

Soldier 2: Holy shit, commander, you're right!

Commanding Officer: Hit the dirt! They're coming this way!

by Stupidly Sophisticated April 25, 2020