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cyclist's shower 

When you're on your push bike and the car in front washes their windscreen and you get covered in screen wash.
I got a lovely cyclist's shower on the way into work this morning
cyclist's shower by mikestreety September 19, 2017
Short in stature, resulting in small cerebral matter. Most likely in class to be a freakkk. Likes the baloot, boys, girls, and animals.
Wow...that chick is so Cyrlein
cyrlein by Depressedboy69 May 8, 2018

cycloball 

when a guy cuts off one of his balls so the other moves to the middle and is now a singular ball rather than two.
person 1: "hey did you hear what happened to jake?"
person 2: "no what happened"
person 1: "he got one of his balls removed and people are calling him cycloball now"
cycloball by balllover2214 January 26, 2023

hunchbacked white eyed cyclops 

The act of performing a white eyed cyclops, but instead you accidentally slam your penis into your own head while in the middle of sneezing.
It was a late night yesterday, it was just me alone in the lab, and you know I have seasonal allergies. Anyway, long story short, I gave myself a hunchbacked white eyed cyclops, man was it a lot of clean up.
Completely getting lopsided drunk. The reference is compared to a bicycle on how it spins and goes crazy.
I got completely cycled at this party last night.
Cycled by Ghostkilla Ramzilla November 18, 2020

Cyclist tipping 

When a cyclist stops at a junction or red light and tries to keep balance without placing feet on ground. Very similar to cow tipping, window down and push.
“Dude, You see him trying to keep balance on peddles........roll down window.......fucking CYCLIST TIPPING is AWESOME!!!! Stupid peddle wanker!!”
Cyclist tipping by Iwannariot March 14, 2019