JLW Curse

The JW curse is when you're never good enough to ever have anybody although you're good enough to be a soulmate because you're pure of heart and soul but no woman wants you many will consider you ugly but even uglier and ugliest people get to have somebody while you're always rejected.
The JW curse will cause you to constantly contemplate on taking your own life but you're scared of death so you live in hell but most times you consider taking your own life by your hand and dying alone instead of continuing to live alone dying alone is your destiny being laughed at of the idea of you wanting somebody is your personal hell. To have somebody as heaven to be alone is hell. Guys that treat women like crap beat them rape them and abuse them mentally and physically or better than you they have a better chance than you as it's been proven all over the world every day....

That is the JW curse

J.L.Whitehouse was born with the jlw curse he never overslept for anything cuz he is always been woken up by tears

by Protoxic October 27, 2021

Ciroc Curse

When in the month January the vodka ciroc becomes cursed

That party was ciroc cursed

by cheeserrrrr November 9, 2021

Montovano Curse

Great men who can’t finish after an evening of lots of grog and die young

“Hey man aren’t you worried he might get that girl pregnant?”
“Nah, hes got the montovano curse”

by Marold Sapuski January 11, 2022

Carry curse

This is when you talk trash about YouTube-zxncarry or Unbancarry you will start to experience terrible things and horrible luck

Random -Carry you fuxking suck you sorry bitch

Random-Meanwhile My PlayStation blewup

This is the carry curse

by /unbancarry February 28, 2022

babushka curse

A horribly curse that affects clocks and completely messes up the time.

Marc : "Wow, that clock is really wrong."
John : "Yeah, I guess its the babushka curse."

by atschoolrn March 29, 2022

The curse of the Irish carrot

When you date Irish men and they have small dicks. Aka carrot dicks. It’s a curse. Probably a curse from the English. Can be associated with ginger Irish men but can be all Irish men.

I met this great guy but he is an Irish ginger. He’s been hit with…. The curse of the Irish Carrot. His dick is small and I don’t feel much. I’m devastated.

by Sucks longer May 9, 2022

Putin Curse

The Putin curse is very much like the famed "Assad curse". The Putin curse is when a country or leader does something to negatively affect Russia but it actually negatively affects them. Most commonly used in the war in Ukraine when many media articles said russia would run out of manpower and ammo while in reality Ukraine was running out of manpower and ammo. Also, when numerous countries sanctioned Russia it bit the countries in the ass.

"Bro look at this media article saying Russia will run out of ammo in 2 weeks" month later "Bro look at this media article saying Ukraine is running out of ammo, must be the Putin curse"

by SpidersAreMean July 23, 2022