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Correctile Dysfunction

Similar to Mansplaining.

Noun.

Meaning: describes the symptom or source reason that someone mansplains.

Specifically used as a response towards or about a man who has just mansplained something. This can occur in any type of interaction.
He has correctile dysfunction. He clearly has not realized he is talking to an expert on the topic.

His correctile dysfunction is on display again!

Stop your mansplaining and fix your correctile dysfunction.
by HavingMoreFun September 11, 2025
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current

The characteristic of possessing "Aura" or charisma, specifically of an individual or character.
Cork : You know, you have some mighty current.
Chat : Aw, why thank you!
by Ivoie October 24, 2025
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Correct

If not for this absurdist fillbuster and the veil of silence around it that allows it to persist... This WOULD take about 10 minutes.
Hym "Correct! Thank you! I have been saying that for YEARS! I said it would take 15 seconds but yeah about 10 minutes is all it would take. MY THING... Is...

👌VERY SPECIFIC👌 Because there is obviously something going on there with how people are talking to me there. AND EVERYWHERE ELSE. It gets old after about the tenth year of it doesn't it? Cus I've been DOING this dawg. For 10 years before you guys showed up. So this is just YOUR first decade of dealing with this shit."
by Hym Iam November 8, 2025
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Thumb Correctional Facility

A prison in Michigan where assholes whose names are Nick reside
Person1:Hey you know Nick?
Person2:Yeah! He smokes crack and I had sex with him and I'm only 14! and he's 19!!
Person1: that one sick pedophile bastard! he belong in da thumb correctional facility yo!
by crackamalibu December 30, 2010
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Drunk Correct

When drunk texting your friends, autocorrect turns your texts into complete and utter nonsense.
My phone Drunk Corrected me last night. It said "Are u Coi have no clue lol" I think I meant I have no clue.

Total drunk correct: "I am home. I drank. A lot. I might puke in the morbid. Door is unlocked. Up to u if u cone over. I sleep now."
by Rinrin0303 March 22, 2011
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Sida Corrected

when someone tried to correct something that is not wrong.
person 1: that's wrong!!!
person 2: no it is not!
person 1: whops I Sida corrected you!
by Feedback loop January 1, 2012
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Auto Correct

An evil supernatural force that changes everything I say against my will. Telling me mow isn't a word when it clearly is and telling me it can't guess the word I'm trying to spell when I am literally ONE LETTER OFF
TEXT CHAT
"I hare auto correct so mulch!!"
"What?"
"AUTO CUCUMBER KEEPS CHONGQING EVERYTHING IM SLAYING!!!"
"turn it off then.."
"But then soelling is impossibld"
"*sighs*"
by coonified07195 July 2, 2016
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