Coffee jitters

What happens when you drink coffe and you don't have food before.

I forgot to eat before I had my coffee and now I got the coffee jitters

by Bish boy May 17, 2016

coffeegon

A Coffeegon is the most relatable and majestic dragon to exist. It's normally the size of a jelly bean. A coffeegon can be found in almost any Starbucks or Caribou if you look hard enough. All these innocent guys want is a cup of coffee so they don't feel so beastly at 5:00 AM. When somebody is tired and just wants coffee, they might refer to themselves as one.

"I feel like a coffeegon."

by Ihaveafatcat April 22, 2017

coffee-ee

coffee-ee is used to best describe the strength of a coffee or a drink and contains coffee, i made this word when meeting an old friend and we both agreed this word should be shared :D

HMM ... This Drink Is Very Coffee-ee , Should Of Got Something A Bit Lighter ...

by Jrfordyboy2000 July 25, 2017

Coffee Chop

Pinching off a big coffee induced turd. Typically onsets about mid-morning or late afternoon.

You’ll have to excuse me. Need to coffee chop real quick. Guts a growling.

This afternoon coffee chop is a daily occurrence.

by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2018

Coffee Afterbirth

The need to take one or more big old shits after your daily intake of morning java.

That Starbucks was great. But it’s time for a little coffee afterbirth.

This coffee afterbirth has got me trotting to the shitter a couple of times today.

by Eaton Holgoode December 12, 2018

Cuffe

Irish slang for Someone who does not pay their staff or debts and keeps closing down businesses and moving from town to town.

Liar, cheat, conman, gangster

I'm not buying anything off him hes a pure cuffe, he never got paid the guy he was working for was a pure cuffe

by DClovessinkingboats May 23, 2019

Coffeetabled

To get hit or be bit by a coffee table

James: don't worry about Daniel, he's harmless, he was coffeetabled as a child

by Yahooey12 July 7, 2019