"I was striding the crystal summit the other day and got lost in a Wal-Mart, and when I finally reached the parking lot I couldn't find my car. Then after a few hours of frantic searching I remembered that I don't have a car."
by BananaPhone August 13, 2012
Get the striding the crystal summitmug. by dannyjegghead March 13, 2014
Get the crystal skull headmug. A rare phenomena that happens when two people are having extremely hot sex. Crystal glasses all around the house began to shatter spontaneously. It is usually best to do a safety check and make sure no glass shards will be flying around the room. While this is fun it is also sometimes dangerous and safety should be taken into consideration first.
by Challbaby82 June 6, 2016
Get the crystal shattering sexmug. The deadest school ever, the yr 11s are one of the neekiest kids ever and the teachers are just wafflers like mr slade i hope someone catches Corona and the school has to close
Im in Harris Crystal Palace
by T1.Sav March 15, 2020
Get the Harris Crystal Palacemug. 1) when a girl preforms oral sex with pop rocks in her mouth
2) a ball used by homosexual cross dressers for scamming innocent people out of their money
2) a ball used by homosexual cross dressers for scamming innocent people out of their money
1) "dude did you hear how johnny got a crystal ball from his girl friend?"
2) "gazzzzeeee into the crystal ball and see your future"
2) "gazzzzeeee into the crystal ball and see your future"
by johnny talks alot August 12, 2009
Get the crystal ballmug. A name for the most beautiful girl alive. She is amazing in every aspect, she has a great sense of humor and a blast to be around. A party is never lame as long as Crystal Parrett is there.
by Jsjdhdjejebwjsudjdjdid May 31, 2017
Get the crystal parrettmug. Beautiful angelic girl, sometimes seems crazy. She is very delicate and weak, but is tough when she needs to be.
by PrincessKittykat February 7, 2018
Get the crystal foxmug.