Bro 1: I busted a nut all over this bitch named destiny’s face (Picasso level) she barely even wiped it off! Crazy bro all I could think about last time I saw her with her man was me painting her face and my nut crust on her nose ring!!!!
Bro 2: damn bro sucks for that guy his girl is walking around with nut crust on her nose ring…THOTS
Bro 2: damn bro sucks for that guy his girl is walking around with nut crust on her nose ring…THOTS
by Thejokerrr November 16, 2024
A Simpel Crust(™) is someone who is a wannabe funny guy, who plays Minecraft half the day, and is bad at combos in everything else, and hasn't finished The Office
Person 1: Man, that Moroccan Christmas episode was.. wow!
Person 2: You JUST got past that episode?
Person 1: Yeah?
Person 2: You're such a Simpel Crust™.
Person 2: You JUST got past that episode?
Person 1: Yeah?
Person 2: You're such a Simpel Crust™.
by Simpelist Crust™ July 10, 2019
by Cheesis Crust September 18, 2020
Hey Kristen how's it going?
Not so good. I went over to Reefer's house last night to smash and he asked me to leave because he saw my vrim crust.
Oh man, that sucks.
Yeah and what's worse it that's I can't scrape it off..
Not so good. I went over to Reefer's house last night to smash and he asked me to leave because he saw my vrim crust.
Oh man, that sucks.
Yeah and what's worse it that's I can't scrape it off..
by Halfrican12416 February 24, 2016
(n.) dried man drippings usually found on fabric that was near a bloke’s knob just after he has splooged. Cum crust often exposes cheaters or serious bators. The typical “cum rag” (which can be a towel, a t-shirt, or a sock, among other things) is usually completely saturated with a cum crust.
“His dirty socks are always covered with a cum crust and stuffed under his bed.”
“After a night of heavy petting, my pants ended up with a major cum crust that you could see when I walked home.”
“After a night of heavy petting, my pants ended up with a major cum crust that you could see when I walked home.”
by Frozen Prevert October 15, 2024