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Crocken

Bitchy Teacher, usually one who talks softly and annoyinly and smiles way to much, and undertone bitch that no one likes
Desirae: "God i hate this teacher she is way to "nice"".
Cody: "Ya she is such a Crocken"
by Jeasussson February 4, 2010
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Crockket

too disgusting to be considered ratchet. Just so disgusting you don't even know what to do with yourself.
Crockket things are: rainbow weaves, Aero Clothes, origami, seeing the "cats" musical, owning furry critters (preferably ferrets), and bringing your laptop to Starbucks just so people think you're writing a novel.

oh, and also the hair on a girl's leg after she has a cast on.
by elohel1437223 March 4, 2013
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Crockerphiliac

Girl 1: Mr.Crocker is like, sooo hot!
Girl 2: Ew! You're a crockerphiliac!
by Momo1969 October 18, 2013
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Crockerphilic

Adj: To be sexually obsessed with Mr.Crocker from Fairly Odd Parents.
I saw a crockerphilic man the other day masturbating to pictures of Mr.Crocker.
by CrockCock69 November 21, 2013
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crackety

A self funded crack user who fucks no guy for rock, or sucks no cock for rock either....she is one who pays for it all and shouts others .....often missing out on rock for herself ...........
Hey did u catch up that " Crackety "Leigh cause she was chasing some rock ??
by Ms Crackety March 3, 2017
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crocheted bathtub

Used as an analogy when describing something useless or not worth having.
"Latin was dead! It was about as useless to the common man, the majority of the populous, as the proverbial crocheted bathtub..."
Looks like you win the crocheted bathtub.”
by Abby_c July 7, 2017
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Cricket Dick

I name for annoying people who have a small dick
by sikeboy37 January 26, 2019
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