if there's grass on the wicket let's play cricket

Muff chuff. Hair on the muff

Harry: Wow she's horney. Do you think she is up for it?
Rocco: I don't know but if there's grass on the wicket let's play cricket

by ninuzzu April 14, 2015

sri lanka cricket team

A team which calls Rohit Sharma as father!

Sri Lanka cricket team calls Rohit Sharma as father from the time he scored 264 runs against them!

by Father of Pakistan January 12, 2021

Cayden Lebron Malichi Syler Infinty Burt Cricket Green Scott

!ONLY USE THIS IF YOU WANT TO DESTROY SOMEONE BY SAYING THIS PHRASE! An ancient spell that creates a small brown creatures that wears colorful clothing and will tear you enemys apart

"CAYDEN LEBRON MALICHI SYLER INFINTY BURT CRICKET GREEN SCOTT" "NOOOOOOOOO"

by Beebo34 February 24, 2023

sea cricket

A person who askes a stupid or retarded question.

Teacher: the project is due next Tuesday.

Sea cricket: *raises hand* when's the project due.

Jose: he just said next Tuesday you sea cricket!

by Yungbasedtrapgod August 14, 2016

Cricket feet-ing

To rub clean one’s feet after dancing on a dirty floor.

“Y’all better keep cricket feet-ing in this corner!”

by Applenocinnamon October 7, 2023

Mud Cricket

Typically very thin (usually due to drug use,) white female, who enjoys the company of African American males.

Did you see that mud cricket walking down 14th street from the trap house this morning?

by TryThatInASmallTown November 2, 2023

Chimney Crickets

When under investigation by any given agency, Black Coats that ShrinkRayed themselves to hide in your chimney and plant bugs everywhere

“Man, shits gettin weird around here”

“I know man, them damn Chimney Crickets got the block hot”

by Pseudo Doppelgänger May 26, 2024