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Crap Nap

When your crap is so strenuous and epic it's a must to nap afterwards. Giving the user the sense of rejuvenation once awake.
You - You look refreshed!
Me - Thank you Katie, I just took a Crap Nap!
You - What's a Crap Nap?
Me - Well Katie, I had to use so much force to dispose of my turd I was wiped out afterwards. Which as result of the force involved, I needed to take a good old fashion Crap Nap to bounce back.
by Horrorspecialty September 28, 2013
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stupid crap

1. Within the Urban Dictionary, a word or phrase that makes little to no sense in any sort of context.

2. Any type of information that makes little to no sense out of context, like a pointless photo.

3. When someone's actions can be considered less than necessary, or not very smart

4. Crap that is stupid, i.e Brainless or without thought, which essentially outlines all crap ever.
Person 1: *shows friend an image*
Person 2: The hell is that?
Person 1: Just some stupid crap I found online
by Mystic Llama August 16, 2014
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crap on a crust

1. A poorly made pizza
2. An expression of surprise/disbelief
If I wanted crap on a crust I'd order me up some dominoes

CRAP ON A CRUST! He stole my car!
by Daniel Harold February 29, 2004
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crap on crust

Something that tastes like crap that is on crust. Most of the time it is used as a term for pizza that sucks; A's Pizza
Some Guy: Ya, I just went to A's Pizza and got some "crap on crust".
Other Guy: Mmmm, crap on crust sounds good right now.
by terd ferguson February 16, 2005
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Crap Attacked

When you are sitting in class and have to take a monster shit to the point where it feels like you are being stabbed in the stomach repeatedly. It requires a quick trip to the bathroom where you blow the gaskets off of the toilet and everyone hears you fighting the feces out of your asshole.
While Bella was sitting in class, she felt like she was being crap attacked and rushed to the bathroom. As soon as she sat on the pot she fought tooth and nail to remove the feces from her intestines until she finally collapsed in victory.
by Static1432 November 12, 2009
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Crap Kid

Somebody who joins an online match, and then proceeds to go AFK for most or all of the game.
A host or player in a lobby who remains AFK so nobody else can play.
Example 1: "No wonder we're losing, we got a crap kid who hasn't even left spawn!"

Example 2: Player 1: "Where's our medic?"
Player 2: "We don't have one, he's a crap kid."
by Adolf Lincoln May 10, 2018
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crap snap

When someone Snapchat's while taking a crap
Jenny thought she elevated her bathroom selfie game, but all she just took a crap snap
by BLaZn20z July 5, 2016
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