combing the carpet

1. The act of crawling around on the floor looking for small pieces of crack cocain that may have fallen in the carpet. This is a very common occurrence after crack heads and crack whores run out of drugs and money.
2. The act of searching for LSD after you have spilled it into the carpet.

vachil was combing the carpet for 3 hours after running out of crack.
Ford spent the night combing the carpet after spilling a vile of microdot acid on the rug.

by Ford Lawnmower November 6, 2007

Crapet

A crapet is a crappy carpet. Sacrifice a goat to Bobalhobnish on the third full moon of Novenbuary to get the stains out.

Man, I got to sacrifice that goat of mine to Bovalhobnish soon, or my crapet won't get clean again.

by Phillip1337Curtis May 23, 2011

capel

The act of pissing in a ziplock bag, sealing it, climbing at least two stories high, and dropping it below onto the ground or unexpecting people.

Yo Nick, you wanna go capel? Yeah man, that's always a good time!

by Fread September 13, 2008

Cape Verdean

The envy of all people who strive to define who and what we are. We are not just Black African, we have a mixed heritage that we are proud of. Why do people spend so much time and effort telling us what we are when we do not care what you are?

Cape Verdeans are Black/African reguardless of skin/eye color or hair length/texture but sadly a lot of them are in denial about it... they try to use their portuguese mixture as an excuse of why they're not african but it's stupid because there is a mix of something else in almost every African country...

by Adelmo June 19, 2011

Magic Carpet Ride

Having toe curlingly good sex with someone who has an uncontrolled bush.

Johnny hasn't manscaped in weeks, so now I get to go on a magic carpet ride.

by beedazzle September 20, 2011

Cape Coral

Where all the girls are sluts, no matter the age, and everyone's a "thug" who is "from" Boston, New York, Jersey, or Chicago, and since they are "from" up north they are automatically a "gangsta" and can shot your ass.

Also a good place for anyone over the age of seventy to retire. The young whipper-snappers here wont bother you at all. They are all talk I promise. Your house is safe, just make sure to hide your weed stash.

Stupid Cape Coral Kid: "Yo dawg you best not mess with me. I'm from Boston and I can shot your ass."

Cape Coral Kid 2: "Oh really? Cause I'm from Boston too and I can't do shit."

by :)Kauwieee!<3 May 11, 2009

carpet cleaner

While banging a girl doggy style, tie her arms behind her back, lift up her hips, and run around the room pushing her face first across the carpet. Not recommended with large women.

by Dick McPlenty April 22, 2003