ugly covington

A person who, while you know people generally find unattractive, you would still like to pursue romantically.

Guy 1: I'm thinking of asking out Sarah.
Guy 2: ...You know she's not cute, right?
Guy 1: Yeah, she's my Ugly Covington.

by the specialist64 April 22, 2010

I sense a "but" coming

What you say when someone begins wholeheartedly and enthusiastically agreeing with your point of view, but you would have thought that this particular person would not truly be willing to go along with your idea, and so you suspect that he is merely trying to put you in a better mood and is thus building up to saying, "But in spite of my sympathy for your position/situation, I still feel that..."

You: I feel that Klondike bars are the greatest thing since sliced bologna, so I think that every child should be allowed to eat at least one per day..
Parent: Oh, I agree with you --- they are super-delicious, fairly inexpensive, and an all-around ---
You: I sense a "but" coming here.

by QuacksO August 18, 2016

The net is coming off the pegs

When shit hits the fan.

Me: How are you doing?
Him: The net is coming off the pegs.

by Glue Gun November 30, 2017

Swiggity Swoggity Im coming for that booty

What a man will scream if he has seen a fine as(This may also include lesbians and gay men.
Not to be confused with pirates.

Swiggity swoggity Im coming for that booty

by Swedish anon September 5, 2018

Your in-laws are coming to stay

Some of the worst news one can get. Literally makes you dread it for months.

Boss: You’re fired
Me: Damn
Bank: Your bank account has been frozen

Me: Shit!
Sister: hey did your wife tell you that your in-laws are coming to stay?
Me: NOOOOOO!!!!!

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx November 13, 2020

Are you coming to the tre?

2020 slang used on alt tiktok, also used in deep tiktok videos, usually used along with a cooler changing filter with alien faces and dolls being sacrificed around a tre

Are you coming to the tre? - person on tiktok

by Angell_8 April 15, 2021

Major Tom (Coming Home)

Standing there alone, the ship is waiting
All systems are go, are you sure?
Control is not convinced
But the computer has the evidence
No need to abort
The countdown starts
Watching in a trance, the crew is certain
Nothing left to chance, all is working
Trying to relax, up in the capsule
"Send me up a drink", jokes Major Tom
The count goes on
Four, three, two, one
Earth below us
Drifting, falling
Floating, weightless
Calling, calling home
Second stage is cut, we're now in orbit
Stabilizers up, running perfect
Starting to collect requested data
"What will it effect, when all is done?"
Thinks Major Tom
Back at ground control there is a problem
Go to rockets full, not responding
"Hello Major Tom, are you receiving?
Turn the thrusters on, we're standing by"
There's no reply
Four, three, two, one
Earth below us
Drifting, falling
Floating, weightless
Calling, calling home
Across the stratosphere
A final message, "Give my wife my love"
Then nothing more
Far beneath the ship, the world is mourning
They don't realize, he's alive
No one understands but Major Tom sees
Now the light commands, this is my home
I'm coming home

Earth below us
Drifting, falling
Floating, weightless
Coming home
Earth below us
Drifting, falling
Floating, weightless
Coming home
Earth below us
Drifting, falling
Floating, weightless
Coming, coming home
Home
Home
Home
Home
Home
Home
Home
Home

Major Tom (Coming Home)

by Death Menace June 18, 2023