shit coat

It's the mess that happens when you have a lose bowel movement or diarrhea and the shit splashes back and covers the underside of your balls.

Jamie: Man, your girlfriend won't blow you anymore
Andy: I know. I got this nasty shit coat and she gags when she goes down on me.

by Koprky March 7, 2011

Diesel Coated Salami Pirate

Diesel Coated Salami Pirates or Salami Pirates for short is another term for Lot Lizards, or Truck stop prostitutes

There's a Diesel Coated Salami Pirate going truck to truck offering her services

by The dirty trucker June 24, 2024

COAT

Cunt Of A Thing- used to describe someone or something that is beyond simply being referred to as a cunt, as cunts are still desirable and useful.

Wow, Mel is such a COAT!!! I’m so glad I don’t have to put up with her anymore!!

by Smartmouth78 August 18, 2023

Sugar coated depression

1. When you’re depressed but you just smile through the pain

2. When someone who is too pure to be depressed is depressed

:’)

“Ugh that hit me right in the feels. That’s not gonna help my sugar coated depression at all.”

Person 1: “Grace seems so nice and care free I don’t know how she does it.”
Person 2: “Yeah but poor girl has sugar coated depression.”

by smolbandito December 15, 2018

fur coat collector

A man or woman that has eaten out many of hairy viginas

Did you know Josh is a fur coat collector?

by Criven March 28, 2015

I WOULD HAVE TO TAP THE COAT OF ARMS AND DECLERATION OF INDEPENDENCE THREE TIMES.

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Person 190: I WOULD HAVE TO TAP THE COAT OF ARMS AND DECLERATION OF INDEPENDENCE THREE TIMES.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 14, 2025

Sugar Coating

The act of making bad news more palatable. This is often accomplished by adding positive reinforcement, apologetic phrases, or sympathetic comments.

It was always difficult to tell someone they had AIDS, but with a little Sugar Coating they would only cry for an hour or two.

by Fox Populi March 6, 2022