chair

An uncommon sexual position, where the willing or usually unwilling participant is strapped into a lawn chair (the conventional method is duct tape but varied uses have included rope, electrical cords and Christmas lights.) The person is then flipped upside down and a hole is cut out of the seat, exposing the person's anus and/or genitalia, creating a make-shift glory hole for instant gratification. Common practice is to "chair" outside but the more bashful often commence the activity in the garage or pool house.

Pull out a chair for the lady...

by fiddlefaddle July 2, 2006

Broken chair

The broken chair refers to sweeping a woman's arms out from underneath her while doing it doggy style.

Girl-I got a bloody nose last night because during the middle of sex, my boyfriend pulled the broken chair on me.

by boner75 June 20, 2009

claire drake

claire drake is a super famous cool tiktok star. she is 5’8 and was born in illinois. she has a handsome lonely cat named kringle. her venmo is @clairedrakee. venmo her. she is super outgoing, silly, and uses fun emojis. like 😁😋😹 she is often mixed up with stranger things star millie bobby brown. claire has a sister named julia, and a twin sister named lily. she is part of a group called freak show. the other members are, chase rutherford, say so girl, and hamzah

i love claire drake. venmo her @clairedrakee

by your kool kid August 28, 2020

chairdrobe

a chair filled with already worn to be worn clothes, and it acts as a makeshift closet or dresser.

when staying as bachelors we lived very simple life we could find everything on our chairdrobe!

That Chairdrobe enlightens that corner of your room!

by happe May 1, 2013

claire

an all around cool chick; pretty awesome

Claire is the life of the party.

by aaaayo_charms April 15, 2009

Color Clairvoyant

Someone who can tell the color of an m&m just by tasting it.

Teacher: What the hell are you doing?
Student: I'm trying to see if I can guess what color I'm eating without using my eyes. I want to see if I'm Color Clairvoyant.

by marlasinger February 1, 2007

Claire

Usually fair headed, more or less insecure girl with average friends. Claire usually has a small friend groups, but has several at the same time, three or four at the least. She's ordinary, and extremely clumsy and clueless, not noticing what people think about her until someone tells them. She likes to keep her feelings to herself, and won't usually show if something's wrong. Usually not into sports, with more of a Preforming Arts type.

She's such a Claire!

by Bèàr December 29, 2016