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it's just a cigarette

It's only a cigarette
It's just a cigarette and it cannot be that bad...
by David Broke September 11, 2022
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Smoke a Cigarette

To secretly have intercourse with someone. It may be another person you are seeing or an eager casual encounter one is looking forward to.
During Office hours~
A: I’m going to smoke a cigarette.
B: okay, have fun!
…45 minutes later

A: I’m back!
B: yeah, I’d say. How many cigarettes did you smoke?
A: just one…I made it last.
B: that’ll save you some money…

At the Bar~
1: I’m gonna go smoke a cigarette

2: I’ll right, see you soon.
1: (Goes over to the person they’ve been eyeing all night, asks something and walk out together…)
…2 hours later
2: Can I close my tab?
3: Sure! Ending the night early?
2: Yeah, my friend went to smoke a cigarette…
3: Nice, maybe I’ll have one later! Haha jk
2: (Boldly grabs card and leaves)
by Mrs Mrs Mrs March 21, 2023
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bumped me for a cigarette

This is said when a person passing by on the street takes two fingers and bumps their mouth basically asking you if you have a cigarette that they can mouch from you.
That low life piece of shit just bumped me for a cigarette. Fuck that guy.
by JoeyBomm June 23, 2023
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Lighting my cigarette

A word to describe when someone “sucks up” to you or gives you special treatment with romantic intention.
Jane: it seems like John was giving me a lot of attention last night… he was really lighting my cigarette
by Rusty.Bedspring September 3, 2023
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Sharing a cigarette

The act of sharing a cigarette with a fellow friend who is close to you and have a bond between the two. This makes one cigarette feel better than each one having their own
Me: Sharing a cigarette feels better than us having our own one!
my friend: ong bro
by Mechilcho November 30, 2023
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Smoke a cigarette in the rain

Hyperbole (exaggerated statement) describing a person with an extremely large nose.
Have you ever seen Zach Hadel before? That thing is huge!

Yeah, he could smoke a cigarette in the rain.
by Professor Doodlewacker May 8, 2024
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