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Chris

An absolute mad polish kid. See him in the streets and you will dip. He has a massive fucking forehead as well as some gay ass hairline. Proper Polish G
Wanna go to the park not if Chris is there
by Jakoaooal December 15, 2019
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Chris

A Chris is the actual scum of the earth, he is a douche bag and breaks the heart of all girls, he dates girls and breaks up with them for stupid reasons, he also is a man hoe and dates all girls just to break their hearts.
Girl 1: Damn Chris just broke up with me
Girl 2: OF COURSE HE DID!!!! He is a Chris!
by Factman February 28, 2020
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Chris

Chris is a best friend you can talk to him some times he will make you really pissed and he gets mad really quick and he thinks he is the shit but in aww he is a good best friend not a ladys man right now but he is smart funny and good at sports.
My best friend is chris
by BOOLET61 May 28, 2019
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Chris

Chris is a fucking faggot. He's gayer than two guys sucking each other off in a gay bar for a ps4. If you meet a Chris, RUN! His gayness is toxic and contagious.
Holy shit, that guy is so gay, I bet his name is Chris.
by Dumm and Ugly June 10, 2020
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Chris

He’s act more girl the guy sometimes, He will use other people (ex. Free rides, money, place to sleep). Very emotional when gets teased. A big cry baby.
Friend 1: hey chris your hair is dumb

Chris: *starts getting mad

Chris: imma tell my mom to pick me up
by Chubs09 September 27, 2018
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Chris

The saltiest fruitiest person you will ever meet. A man who usually has a very small penis
by Mr. Moyer April 18, 2018
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Chris

Chris:(/adjective/verb)
1 Chris(Adj): a being who constantly flexes fakes shit and is known for being a Headass

Chris(verb.) the act of fake flexxing and being a Headass simultaneously.
Ex.
(Adj.) wow that guy is such a Chris
(Verb) John was Chrissing last week
by Naz L.P. July 1, 2018
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