Choadphone

The Most badass phone to have ever been produced, currently owned by Jayme K. It is a wide phone and is under 3 inches of size.

When people seen the Choadphone they were in shock and awe after it's unveil.

by Jeffery93942983 December 9, 2008

choadina

Female version of choad
wide-ass vagina.
fat and floppy
sweaty and sloppy
greasy and hairy.
Overall a very unkept vagina.

A fat chick was hangin' out by the pool when she realized her choadina was hanging out.

by genetalia-sexpert99 July 16, 2009

Choad Choker

Someone who fails at masturbation because their penis is to small and not erect.

i was being a choad choker yesterday i failed horibly.

by Rico Smooth February 5, 2010

choadtoad

a small frog like man who is wider than tall and looks like he has a member to match. similar to japanese blow toe

louis was a a small man but some would go as far as to call him a choadtoad

by blazed ninja April 13, 2010

Choad Muffin

(noun); A muffin that is in resemblance to a choad, a muffin whose width is greater than its height.

Don't be such a choad muffin about it.

I don't want to eat this choad muffin.

by OmegaHOT69 July 13, 2010

chafage

the act of chafing some one.

andy the lewellyn and mark shared some chafage on sunday.

by the r87 February 17, 2006

choad

The fine line between right and wrong

Danniel should never have goaded the choad.

by phat dan January 14, 2005