chobviously

When something is beyond just being obvious; an emphatic form of obviously. (It's a hard 'ch' like 'challah' bread)

Ex. When I see a penny heads-up I chobviously reach down to grab it.

Ex. Realizing the steam was melting my washroom walls, I chobviously turned off the shower.

Ex. Do you want two tickets to the Stanley Cup Finals? Chobviously!

by KGByall March 26, 2009

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Chode lick

Close friends, or homies.

Hunter is my main Chode Lick man

by PTruvs September 18, 2009

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Chobe • Chobey • chobee • Chobestin • Chobe gunk • chobebot • chobeda • chobeface. • Chöben • chober

Chode Hole

Noun: A bumhole that has engulfed such a large amount of chodes the skin has worn away and the ass has become a black hole like vaccuum that can no longer accept men for pleasure.

I met this guy the other night. He was nice, but he had such a chode hole!

by Lester the Molester CocknShtaf July 9, 2011

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Total Chode

Someone, always a guy, that can never not be a Douchebag, Asshat, Jack Off, Schmuck, and or Scum Bag, no redeeming qualities!

Joe is a TOTAL CHODE!

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sub-tropical chode theory

Sub-Tropical Chode Theory is the theory that the closer one is to the tropical or equatorial areas of the earth the sweatier his chode will be.

Shown by this formula: Cs=1/√(Lat.°)

Explained: The proportionate sweatiness of a chode will effectively vary inversely to the square root of it's latitudinal position in the northern hemisphere.

Also called: "Sweating Balls", Greasin' up the bum bridge" And in some ritzy circles also known as "perspiring the dew of grace."

Dude it's hot down here. My chode's been sweating like a fat man at a theme park.

If I knew more about sub-tropical chode theory I would have stayed in Orlando.

A chode will sweat more in Miami than in northern Florida.

by Dr. Scrote December 28, 2007

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