Two Chimps On a Davenport

A sex act where two men double team a woman using bandana peels as condoms.

Why is the station so slippery?

Two Chimps on a Davenport.

by Chippydippydingdong November 8, 2011

Drunken Liquor Chimp

a black impaired male

a black male who is intoxicated, drunk or hungover

My employee was still drunk from a nite of partying and we needed him on the job immediately...Concerned, I called our office and asked....Is the "drunken liquor chimp" ready yet?

by Boom48 March 17, 2011

chimp

see Micheal Mark cunt Lady Boy chav tosser closet pussy

Micheal Mark is a chimp from the zoo

by Screw you bitch November 15, 2004

Chimpmuk

A chimpmuk is a person in a photograph that appears to be wearing two hats and a hoodie which makes them look like a chipmunk. It is very likely this person will have the qualities of a chimp.

Dorita: WOAH look at this photo...
Tarzan: Huh?
Otis: Thats a chimpmuk if ever I saw one.
Dennis: *nods* Sure is

by Otis The Stripper June 3, 2008

Chimp oneself red

v. To furiously relax in a gentleman's way; to masturbate.

Thomas didn't appear that evening for dinner, nor the next morning at breakfast. Eventually shuffling into the dining room a little after two o'clock in the afternoon, looking exhausted and sporting a thousand-yard stare, between drawn-out breaths and with a weary demeanour, he stated that he'd spent the past twenty-two hours chimping himself red.

Chimp Oneself Red

by Chum Gnomesky March 10, 2010

chimping

Considered a sexual act.. When partners begin deficating in their own hands and then throw fecal matter at each other.. (Similar to the acts of a chimpanzee)

so much better chimping out then in your own home

by Flipinphilly June 26, 2015

chrimpin'

When a person of the cloth and of Christ is pimpin outside of church. When someone lives off of other people's doings and fortunes.

Man, we had 3 offerings at chruch today, within on hour. You know Pastor Smiff is chrimpin'!

by Little Booty August 8, 2007