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douche canoe

A twatwaffle's car.
Hey, I heard Ed got a new car. Yeah, you mean the USS Douche Canoe.
by dglarn May 4, 2019
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Canoe

The sexual act in where one woman lies on her back, performing oral sex on one man, allowing vaginal or anal penetration from another man, whilst a third man tittyfucks her. The three men must syncrothise there thrust and , if desired shout "Stroke!" whilst thrusting to fully simulate a wonderful summer camp feeling.
"Yo man you down to canoe with Zack and Jessica later."
by Richard Slammer October 19, 2018
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Cano / canito

A Spanish person that looks white usually blonde hair blue eyes.
Nacio Cano / Canito = born with blonde hair and blue eyes
by Coco_Est_1972 July 29, 2022
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clam canoe

by Terra Eaker March 18, 2023
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Douche Canoe

A word which will forever be used on 3 basic games Grand Theft Auto Online, Battlefield 4, Call of Duty Black Ops 2. Its meaning is simple when being a simple Douche bag isn't enough. You have to make up a new word for the amount of scrub they are.
by The Stinky Pinky November 13, 2013
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ethan cano

That guy Ethan cano is a boss
by Big black bald man December 22, 2020
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