fire crotch

A name given to red-headed people to describe their red pubic hairs.

Devon is a fire crotch!

by chembabe87 April 29, 2008

crotch crickets

crabs

Dat ho be got dem crotch crickets

by yul June 5, 2003

Wolf Crotch

a profusely hairy groin area. needs to be trimmed. not attractive. scary.....

Kevin's Girlfriend has wolf crotch.

by Wolf Crotch101 October 7, 2004

chicken crotch

the combonation of both the stomach and vagina area that blend together to resemble a chicken's front side usually found on obese women

look at that lady she has chicken crotch

by nick chiulli May 21, 2004

crotch rocket

sport bike very fast 200+ mph , 0-60 in under 3 seconds , 1/4 mile in ~10 seconds , and gets chicks like nothing

Yo that crotch rocket get hoes !

by sandguy April 4, 2003

Snow Crotch

It's like fire crotch (red heads having red pubes) but this is with an albino person having white pubes.

Jim: "Hey did you you see the new guy? He's albino"
Joe: "Looks like we got a snow crotch."

by Hobo Destroyer November 10, 2009

crotch crumb

1. A bitter old geezer intolerant of other people having fun.
2. Literally: Crusty build-up around the genitals due to a nasty lack of personal hygiene. Not to be confused with crotch crickets.

Old man: "Go away! Celebrations are for sissies. If I had it my way, I'd put all of you runts in the slammer!"
Jake: "What's his problem?"
Bobby: "Don't mind him, he's just being a crotch crumb..."

Jane: "Would you rather dive into a pool of snot, or sleep with 'funky Jake'?"
Jenny: "Eww, gross! I hear he's got a major grody case of crotch crumb."

by Dyslexicon March 27, 2010