crap nuggets

The head of a Marijuana plant that when smoked, has a bad taste.

This Marijuana is pure crap nuggets.

by John Port September 12, 2003

Crap Nap

When your crap is so strenuous and epic it's a must to nap afterwards. Giving the user the sense of rejuvenation once awake.

You - You look refreshed!
Me - Thank you Katie, I just took a Crap Nap!
You - What's a Crap Nap?
Me - Well Katie, I had to use so much force to dispose of my turd I was wiped out afterwards. Which as result of the force involved, I needed to take a good old fashion Crap Nap to bounce back.

by Horrorspecialty September 28, 2013

stupid crap

1. Within the Urban Dictionary, a word or phrase that makes little to no sense in any sort of context.

2. Any type of information that makes little to no sense out of context, like a pointless photo.

3. When someone's actions can be considered less than necessary, or not very smart

4. Crap that is stupid, i.e Brainless or without thought, which essentially outlines all crap ever.

Person 1: *shows friend an image*
Person 2: The hell is that?
Person 1: Just some stupid crap I found online

by Mystic Llama August 16, 2014

crap on crust

Something that tastes like crap that is on crust. Most of the time it is used as a term for pizza that sucks; A's Pizza

Some Guy: Ya, I just went to A's Pizza and got some "crap on crust".
Other Guy: Mmmm, crap on crust sounds good right now.

by terd ferguson February 16, 2005

Crap Attacked

When you are sitting in class and have to take a monster shit to the point where it feels like you are being stabbed in the stomach repeatedly. It requires a quick trip to the bathroom where you blow the gaskets off of the toilet and everyone hears you fighting the feces out of your asshole.

While Bella was sitting in class, she felt like she was being crap attacked and rushed to the bathroom. As soon as she sat on the pot she fought tooth and nail to remove the feces from her intestines until she finally collapsed in victory.

by Static1432 November 12, 2009

crap eater

a type of bug that eats shit in dumps

Johnny: Mommy, I found a crap eater in the garbage can!
Mom: It's called a maggot! You poop head.

by fatchungus123 August 3, 2019

Savage-Crap

A term for a list of moves in four-square where the defending square has little to no chance of successfully countering. (Fireballs, Corner Shots, Cherry Bombs) Often considered unfair and illegal.

Shouted by the audience in a school tournament when a ref misses an illegal move.

That is Savage-Crap!!! He had no chance!!!

by Scotty BB October 19, 2016