Brandon

Brandon is a very annoying person with crooked teeth an a even more crooked sexuality.Brandon also has a weird obsession with cars. As of recently Brandon has been seen twisting his sack in a convulsing manner to cars, just out right destroying them with a new coat of white paint.
if Brandon ever sees a truck, make sure you cover your ears ...
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Stupid bich will never be good vith anyone
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One of the most fake guys you'll ever meet! Brandon is manipulative and turns all your friends against you. He will call you names then reject ever saying it. He is a life wrecker! Amazing! Right?
Brandon was just spilling fake tea .
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Brandon is a bitch he does not care about other people and he also hates his friends
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Brandon is a bald cop calling loser that sits in his room all day and night and only comes out when hes hungry he also likes to argue over the most petty stuff ever and likes to video tape arguments like a fuck head and he don't pay any bills and his mom has to pay is house payments and sits on his ass and plays on his phone all the time and he a over all pussy bitch
Someone: my man dont do shit but sit on his ass.

Friend: ur husband/boyfriend is such a brandon
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Brandon is most likely a bisexual who loves taking penis up the butt. He probably has a girlfriend to cover how gay he actually is.
Brandon is a homosexual
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Brandon is a top shagger
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