crap bombing

"Crap bombing" is when your crap is so explosive that when you go to clean the toilet a week later there is crap particles on the bottom of the toilet seat. "Crap bombing"

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by Sandisands October 16, 2013

Finger Bombing

Not to be confused with finger blasting, finger bombing involves fully exiting and re-entering the vagina (or anus) with one's finger(s). Unlike finger blasting, whereby the fingers remain inside the orifice once introduced, finger bombing is unique in its repetitive and forceful entry and exit.

Nick: Hey man, how was your date last night with that Vietnamese chick?

Joe: It was awesome. I started finger blasting her nice and easy to get things going. Then she wanted me to go harder.

Nick: Let me guess, you turned it up a notch and started finger bombing her ass!

Joe: You know me too well!

by Sauna Studs December 2, 2015

Snow Bowling

The act of lining a large amount of cocaine in a line on the floor and thusly sliding on the floor face first in an attempt to snort as much as you can

“Hey do you want to go snow bowling with me?”

by Cloakarius January 11, 2019

Bathroom Bombing

The act of entering a public bathroom (most commonly a school bathroom), and destroying the absolute shit out of it. Can be taken literally or metaphorically. Acts of destruction include but are not limited to, throwing small baby carrots at people taking a shit in the stall, Mario punching the ceiling tiles, punching the soap dispenser and stealing the soap, pissing in a bag and leaving it there, clogging the toilet with toilet paper, taking the whole ass roll of toilet paper and running out of the bathroom leaving a huge trail (don't get caught), and throwing loud poppers. Its imperative you don't get caught or else it doesn't count.

Nick: "Holy shit guys, you know what time it is?"
Josh: "BATHROOM BOMBING TIME!"
Nick: Proceeds to Mario punch the shit out of the ceiling tiles

by HoboJoe27 January 27, 2020

Fortnite Bombing

Inviting a host of fortnite kids to your xbox live party chat while in custom lobbies for other games out of spite, or because you are about to leave for the night and crave one last troll for the night.

"Goddamnit why are all these fucking fortnite kids joning our party?!?!"
(Squeaker child in the background screeching fornite emote into his mic that is shoved down his throat)
"We're not playing fortnite goddamnit, go away, I will shut this custom game down I swear!!"

(The person executing successful fortnite bombing: "LOL G'night y'all sben fun"

by Cpt_Und3rp4nts March 18, 2020

Put on your bowlin' shoes... because we're going fuckin' fishing!!!!

An expression for when you're about to wing it. You're unprepared, you're uncertain, you don't know what the future holds... but you'll roll with whatever goes down.

Bro A: "Bro... do you think we'll regret doing 8 shots of jungle juice in 6 hours when we're taking the SAT tomorrow?"

Bro B: "Boi... Put on your bowlin' shoes... because we're going fuckin' fishing!!!!"

by boiyoolooklikeamuhhfukkinuhhhh December 5, 2016

Bowling Ball Grip

When you grab a girls ass but instead of cuping the cheek you slide your fingers in her crack like your grabing a bowling ball.

Whilst CJ was skeemin' on cheeks he bowling ball griped that girl. I'm pretty sure she's never coming back here again.

by Spicoli4420 February 7, 2009