human resources bitch

A fat ungly bitch who works in the HR departement of a company, and who thinks she's the boss of everyone, screaming and making scenes with other employees. This behaviour is due to the lack of self accomplishment she is experienceing.

(regular employee)"Hi Cindy, could you give me a empty type B form?"
(Human Resources bitch)"(yelling)What the fuck!? Can't you see I'm busy?(no she's not)?! Get your own fucking form!!!"

by TenHands March 2, 2011

bitch basket

A Volkswagen Cabriolet (Cabrio convertible), so characterized due to the car's chronically indelible resemblance to a picnic basket. The attribution of the title "bitch" to the driver of said conveyance is purely speculation.

"Are you going to meet us at the movies in your fucking bitch basket?"

by Sean March 10, 2004

choke a bitch

When someone owes someone else money and doesn't pay, that person must proceed to choke a bitch. Most often used in the scenario of a pimp and a hoe

Wayne Brady: What's this? Mr. Benjamin looks lonely.
Hoe: Sorry daddy.
Wayne Brady: Sorry? Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?
!?

by therealsuperman8 February 8, 2009

Batch of Vegan Brownies

Explosive diarrhea that smells like rotting vegetables.

Man the last time I ate there I got a batch of vegan brownies.

by thescatman6586 April 5, 2010

bitch preez

The Asian pronunciation of bitch please.

Coined by Drifter Dingo.

Girl asks Asian if they would like to return to her pagoda. Asian responds, "bitch preez!"

by Fal Avedon June 16, 2010

Bitch Glitter

glitter worn by whorish drunken women named sara. Often associated and worn by men in association and close contact with said whore.

I can't get this bitch glitter off of me!

by Flox T'pol June 13, 2011

Bitch preach!

An exclamation used to emphasize strong agreement with something that has just been said.

Michelle: "I've had enough of this job, I'm quitting after this order"
Kasheena: "Bitch preach!"

Lydia: "These four-dollar short shorts from Kmart are the shizz!"
Kasheena: "Bitch preach!"

by just like honey December 21, 2015