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boner bash

After the women left, it was a boner bash up in here.
by Docter Solburn October 14, 2009
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boner stance

The way someone stands to hide their boner in public. The person stands slightly hunched over, enough for people not to wuestion why he is doing it, and to hide the boner. This is usually paired with a pelvic twist and one leg forword to push the front of the pants away from your dick. everybody knows exactly what your doing, but i guess its better than showing it full on.
during gym class......

Jer- hey ben look at wes's boner stance, he totally has a hard on
ben-hahaha omg lol, thats hilarious
wes- (walks to teacher) can i go to the locker room
ben-ahaha hes gonna be in there for a while!
jer-that was the most obvious boner stance, he was too hunched over
by SuydamGoodName September 17, 2009
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Accidental Boner

Unintentional wood at an awkward moment.
Boy - So I was sitting in church and this hot chick stood up and I totally got an accidental boner.
Girl - I know right????
by "Meat"ball June 19, 2009
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Mind Boner

When you feel titillated looking at a HPOA but not enough to show physical evidence for it (read: boner)
Man! I got a mind boner when I saw 'Jenny the HPOA girl'!
by Der Gelb Baron August 14, 2010
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dookie boner

A Dookie Boner is when one finishes the act of pooping and notices that they have an erect penis.
Paronk: Man the weirdest thing happened to me. I was pooping and when I stood up I had a boner

Tommy: Bro you had a dookie boner I get them all the time
by Buttircup March 18, 2014
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nap boner

when you wake up from a mid day slumber and have an erection.
My boss couldn't stand up because of his nap boner.
by Skeet Skeet Skeet Beavers September 30, 2010
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boner broth

cum; semen; joy juice; spooge; jism. Alliterative slang
Oh, Cheryl, I just got a load of boner broth on the sheet....sorry about that.
by Perchpike January 10, 2012
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