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blonde brownies 

black girls (or guys) with fake blonde hair.
usually looks very cheap and ugly.

also a delicious dessert.
"See those chicks over there?" "You mean the blonde brownies?" "Yea man" "They're ugly"
blonde brownies by ehjustaonetimer February 2, 2010

Italian Girls-Blonde 

The elite of the italian girls. Super sexy and rock in bed. From Northern Italy, upper class, and very rich $$$. Must have blue eyes, that how you know they are Northern. Incredible cook too, only the best for these itallian girls! Feel lucky if you know one of these girls, usually mean because they are spoiled, and sometimes snobby, but she is worth it cause if you get her in bed she will ride you like no one ever has!!
I love the italian girls-blonde cause they rock in bed.
Italian Girls-Blonde by Adamh312 January 1, 2011
A very sexy hot chick thats basiclly the portrait of the American Beauty!
Damn, shes got those baby blue eyes, nice thighs, and big smile. HOT shit holla at me baby!
blondes by Kala April 30, 2004

blonderexia 

Coined by Kim Vo on "Shear Genius," a condition where a person thinks they can only improve their hairstyle by bleaching/lightening their hair. Also has to deal with the idea of being blonde and thin to be beautiful, hence the (ano)"rexia" part.
My friend Janet wants to bleach her hair for the third time this week! I think she's suffering from blonderexia.
blonderexia by bobco August 3, 2008

titturd 5: blondes revenge

when a blonde says something smart for once
OMG that blonde just said something smart - yes they pulled a titturd 5: blondes revenge

ugly blonde 

a blonde whose face is disgustingly hideous in a manner that the only word you can stutter out is "ugly", but you're thinking way worse.

the subject's hair is blonde like a horse, but less flowy-in-the-wind. she thinks she's all that, but in reality she's an ugly old fag, who can't even get action from a poodle having an erection.

half the time she's a gay homosexual, and goes for any member of the human race. she thinks that boys grind her against washing machines, but they're actually trying to get away from her oversized vagina.

and her exboyfriend hits on her best friend because after their first night together, he realized that her vagina actually looks like a small penis.
-looks ugly blonde-
me: "damn.. you ugly...person."
-retches-

ugly blonde:"who, like, me, like? OMG OMG OMG"

me: "no, the supermodel right next to you, you ugly FAG"