This is a phrase used when someone is confused and cannot decide between two choices. It is derived from the conundrum faced by a teenage male who lives in a house with one bathroom and a large family. When you live in a house with lots of people you can only masturbate in the privacy of the bathroom. You also have limited time because everyone has to use the same bathroom. Hence the dilemma, should I shit or jack off, which everyone told you would cause you to go blind.
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When you don't care about what the person you love looks like, because looks don't matter. When you truly love someone, you're "blind" to their appearance.
-"Why are you in a relationship with that person? They're so ugly."
-"Because love is blind. It doesn't matter to me what they look like, I still love them."
-"Because love is blind. It doesn't matter to me what they look like, I still love them."
by Rachael Young April 15, 2017
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A girl might give a guy IOI's (indicators of interest) such as touching his arm, playing with her hair, or laughing at his unfunny jokes. A guy with male pattern blindness, usually due to lack of confidence, assumes she is just being nice when in actuality she wants him to hit on her / kiss her / fuck her / etc...
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