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bear grylls

The most badass motherfucker ever. Best known for his show, Man Vs Wild on the discovery channel. This guy will do anything possible to survive while trying to get out of a certain harsh environment. Such as, drinking your own piss or eating a sheeps eyeball. Although there are claims of his show being "fake", it's still very educational and helpful.
Bear Grylls is one of the coolest brits alive(IMO)
by tonitewedineinhell January 6, 2008
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Beard of Shame

The beard that a man will grow after his girlfriend has broken up with him.

Used in the song Razor Burn by Lagwagon
"On the night she left me, facial hair grew miraculously, I dressed in black like Johnny Cash and grew this beard of shame."
by sean December 1, 2003
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epic beard man

A man wearing a fanny pack with an epic beard who defended himself by punching his attacker repeatedly on a city transit bus in the United States.
Did you see that epic beard man on YouTube?
by tribeachpunk February 17, 2010
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Yo bear?

Usually when you encounter a chick that is beat as fuck you would look over to your friend and pronounce "yo bear? When there is confusion in the beatness of the chick, a slight pause after "yo" may be used for emphasize. For example, "Yo.... Bear?" The term is not always used negatively however. When someone is in beast mode at work or beats the shit out of someone,they may be referred to as the bear, which of course means you can look over to your friend and say, "Yo bear? When these situations occuur. "Yo bear?" May simply be stated when you receive a present such as a Teddy Bear or possobly even your favorite candy.

"Yo bear" originated at a a party when the owner of the house tried going to bed while people were still at the party. She came out of her bedroom like a bear and was upset that people were being loud still partying. She announced opening the door, "You have awoken the bear." "Yo bear?" was pronounced by one of the lads at the party.
"Chick's beat"
"Yo... Bear?"
"Dude Hannah is ape as shit at work."
"Yo bear?"
by Gnomenclature November 9, 2012
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bear stuffer

A guy who has anal sex with an unattractive, large, hairy female.
Matt: Mate, I fucked Helga last night
Kyle: Eww, she's hairy and fat, you're such a bear stuffer!
by Kempo May 6, 2006
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Moo Bear

Thee most amazingest, (yes that's right... amazingest) cuddly, snuggling, and rarest thing you can ever find. It is only found in North America. It eats only chocolate and gummy foods. If you ever cross sights with a Moo Bear you should feel an immense feeling of honor because there is only one in the entire world.
The first day I laid eyes on the Moo Bear I was mesmerized.
by Moo Bear For President February 2, 2010
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Bear Grylls The Fuck Out

To Escape A Life Threatening Scenario Using Techniques Learned From Bear Grylls Worst Case Scenario TV Show
Jude: Yo I heard you got into an accident last night on the freeway, are you ok?

Alex: Yeah after my car flipped and i woke up i quickly assessed the situation and Bear Grylls the fuck out of there

Jude: Nice!
by Jack Limbo May 6, 2010
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