Moo Bear

Thee most amazingest, (yes that's right... amazingest) cuddly, snuggling, and rarest thing you can ever find. It is only found in North America. It eats only chocolate and gummy foods. If you ever cross sights with a Moo Bear you should feel an immense feeling of honor because there is only one in the entire world.

The first day I laid eyes on the Moo Bear I was mesmerized.

by Moo Bear For President February 2, 2010

Bear Grylls The Fuck Out

To Escape A Life Threatening Scenario Using Techniques Learned From Bear Grylls Worst Case Scenario TV Show

Jude: Yo I heard you got into an accident last night on the freeway, are you ok?

Alex: Yeah after my car flipped and i woke up i quickly assessed the situation and Bear Grylls the fuck out of there

Jude: Nice!

by Jack Limbo May 6, 2010

Beardabe

Combination of the word "beard" and "wannabe."

A person who wishes that they had a beard so they wear fake beards or mustaches in public or on their gamer avatar.

A person who can't grow a beard but tries to anyway and gets scraggly peach-fuzz instead.

"That guy put a full beard on his Minecraft character and he's clean shaven IRL, what a beardabe..."

by Reymas March 14, 2013

study beard

The result of a guy not shaving for a week or two during finals.

Look at that guy's study beard--likely the result of him not shaving for a week or two during finals.

by Benjamin C. April 16, 2008

Schwarbington bear

A cross between the concept of shwarb and Paddington bear, Shwarbington bear is the best and imaginary friend of Crog. Shwarbington bear goes everywhere with him, loves the jobs you hate and is a loyal yet imaginary companion.

1) "Who are you talking to Crog?"
Crog: "Thats schwarbington bear, he is smarter than the average bear"
2) Crog (using hand): "Oh Schwarbington don't stop that feels so good!"

by Schwarbington bear January 14, 2006

Finger Bear

One who takes advantage of a sleeping girl or girls by placing his fingers inside of her vagina or their vaginas.

Hey remember that time we both fell asleep next to Walter on that hammock and he tried to finger us? God, he's such a finger bear.

by finger bear victim #112 February 17, 2010

The Bear Jew

Also known as Sgt. Donny Donnowitz, is known by german soldiers as "The Bear Jew". The Bear Jew is a gigantic, baseball bat swinging nazi hunter from Boston, and his many accomplishments include killing Hitler, and many other high ranking Nazis, and scalping 100 german soldiers. Appears in the movie "Inglorious Basterds."

Aldo the Apache: This man wants to die for his country; Oblige him.

The Bear Jew:

*As he is bashing a nazi's head in* Home run, out of the park.

by The Flying 69 August 24, 2009