Purple Bacon

A black woman's vagina.

I love eating out purple bacon!

by Stuhl Babe February 27, 2004

Make it Bacon

A term used to make something better.

"Want a scrambled egg?"
"Make it bacon!"
"Two it is. Fat fuck..."
"Yo, what bitch?"

by YapmelkXela December 13, 2009

Bacon Chandeliers

Another phrase for lady parts that are prone to dangle down like beef cutains.

'I tell you no lie Mickey, she sat on me face and her bacon chandeliers were tapping on me molars, if not me wisdom teeth. It were like chewin' on a chamois leather.'

by Flappy Fred May 25, 2006

Bacon Back

The act of putting Crisco or another brand of Vegetable Shortening on someone's back when they are sunbathing without their knowledge.

Oh man, I can't believe you bacon back'd Jake. Just listen to his back sizzle.

by Colin Harris April 3, 2006

bacon banger

A bacon banger is a person of either sex who's sexual preference leans more towards a person with a more chubby or rotund appearance.

The gentleman next door always paraded a slew of bacon bangers in and out of his apartment at all hours of the night.

by mizfinething September 4, 2008

Bacon Edge

Bacon Edge is the phenomenon when people who used to be Vegan Straigt Edge start drinking all the time and eating brunch for every meal. People say that when you become "bacon edge" is when you actually start being a cool person.

yo dude, mark is so bacon edge he got a stupid shirt from www.crispytees.com or something

by darius designs August 26, 2009

Bacon Slap

When A Woman Takes Her Breasts And Slaps Them Across A Mans Face continuously.

I Bacon Slapped Him Like Crazy.

by Bacon Slap January 21, 2015