backwood probe

When you are deep in the woods and something slips into your butt

John: ow what was that?
Jim: don't worry that was just my backwood probe

by johnnyappleseedtupac May 1, 2016

Backdoor Meatpie

1. The act of fucking ones anus while the other shits, making a brown squishy substance which both partners eat afterwards.

2. Eating ones shit then spitting it back into their anus then proceeding to fuck until you cum into the mixture.

"Edwin, Dean and I just did a backdoor meatpie"
"How was it?"
"Taste like shit!"

by Two Legged Twat Monkey September 19, 2016

Backdoor Merchant

A proprietor of the backdoor. i.e Anal sex.
One who deals with women married or in relationships secretly. The two definitions often go hand in hand

Did you see Tony coming out of John's house yesterday, that guy's a real Backdoor Merchant

by Backdoor Merchant December 28, 2016

Backwood yahoo

A little bitch that has sharpie eyebrows.

Look at the backwood yahoo drawing her eyebrows on.

by Sparklebitch13 January 2, 2017

Backpocket knowledge

Backpocket knowledge consists of useless facts that serve no purpose but are still interesting to know nonetheless

Group of smart people: *having an intense conversation about the universe*
Bob: Leaves are green because they have chlorophyll.
Group: Thank you bob for sharing your backpocket knowledge with us.

by TheBigBlackOne May 20, 2017

backwoods oil change

A sexual act while your sexual partner is tied up in BDSM fashion, inserting 2 large black dildos into both the vagina and asshole simultaneously while vigorously thrusting the male appendage deep into the throat of your completely vulnerable partner.

So I saw this video the other day of this guy giving this girl a backwoods oil change, probably going to run it by the ole lady later this week. Total domination bro..

by Halfrican_Magic August 11, 2017

Backdoor Gyro

When your giving anal and cum inside your girlfriend's (boyfriends) ass. Cum resembling the Tzatziki sauce on a gyro comes out and spreads, usually between the ass cheeks or pussy... resembling the folds of a pita.

mannnn! I have my girlfriend the best backdoor gyro last night! Then I ate alllll that sandwich... tzatziki sauce and all...

by Silversark21 September 14, 2017