Averaginity

A status in everyone's life when a person has yet to do or see something so incredible that it would send shock waves in the media.

1.In a daring attempt to lose his averaginity, Jim, while blindfolded, rode a rocket powered shopping cart to school. Unfortunately, there was bumper to bumper traffic today so he never made it to school
2.Due to Dave's crazy party last night, I slept through the entire day, missing the next sighting of bigfoot, in my backyard.

by stabproofvest September 24, 2009

avenue poodles

(n.)& (adj.) Beautiful females, who are well dressed in expensive or expensive looking clothing, as in women you would find walking down 5th Avenue in New York City. These women are gorgeous, but often embody the snobby attitude that comes with wealth and privilege.

Yo son, check out these avenue poodles struttin' our way. The blond one is sexy as hell, but I bet she won't give me the time of day.

by the Trife Life December 11, 2009

Average Gammon

Defined as being a women who one would copulate with if the chance arises.

•Average Gammon... Get out your salmon..?

•Callum: how'd your date go?

Oly: she was average gammon at best.

Callum: and did she get out her salmon?

Oly: Of course baba, eeaassyyy!

by McCooks June 13, 2014

avelarize

When someone takes a simple an innocent situation, statement or question, and completely blows it out of proportion, thus leaving things awkward. For no reason whatsoever...

Guy: Baby, what size jeans do you wear?
Girl: Oh, so now I'm fat? Well screw you!!!
Guy: Uhmm... way to avelarize the situation...

by kingnathi May 27, 2016

aveleen

the most amazing person you'll ever meet,kind,caring,smart and super funny!!

Man I wish I was Aveleen !
Luis wants to date Aveleen !

by am12344 October 15, 2017

Averneigh

Sweet little girl who is gentle, kind , smart, and genorous. She helps people when needed and is a very good friend to animals and humans.

Averneigh is kind and sweet

by freighley May 6, 2018

Average Goon

Just your average troublemaker who enjoys the colors purple and yellow, and LOVES building things. Warning: Average Goons can be VERY competitive. Basically combine your average joe and your local goon squad.

God, that group is just a bunch of Average Goons!

by Velocidellix April 15, 2018