anus angler

A homo who likes to catch the anus when it is off guard, and try to tear it a new one.

Bob: There's that damn anus angler again!
Bill: Yea make sure you watch your cornhole!

by damnnit this sux November 24, 2005

Anus burger

A piece of meat between two buns... In the anus.

Doran and Jake got together and Jake made an anus burger out of him and Doran.

by Gijimbo003 March 15, 2009

Anus

The ring shaped area, located between the two buttock cheeks at the lower rear end of the torso.
Can be used in abusive content to describe someone as an anoying individual to try to undermine and make them severely insecure.

Ring, bum hole, homo-entry hole

1. I have a slightly ruptured anus

2. George, you are a total Anus head

3. My anus seems to be leeking gravy

by Nigel Peterson November 29, 2007

Red Anus Licking Toads

Red Anus Licking Toads are extremly dangerous,they can lick your entire ass of with there sand paper like tounge or they can just give you a bad case of hemeroids.
Red Anus Licking Toads have been known to lick their way though crowds of animals or people and shoot a kind of vemon through their tonsils directley at the victims ass and create a nasty case hemroids,pimples and sometimes anul warts.
There has been gossip about a young man who owned a Red Anus Lciking Toad but has been reported dead.

oh no Red Anus Licking Toads has just givin me a pimple

by TARZAN4EVA November 6, 2010

anus whistle

When a woman places her mouth against a mans anus and attempts to create different notes through regulating the size of the man's anus hole. This usually occurs between people who listen to 70's music, own VW buses, have chemical addictions, and have various STD's.

Hey baby, lemme take a fiddle on your anus whistle.

by Funnyboyyy March 25, 2003

anus burn

the feeling after one has intense diarrea synonims: Reah or heavy sexual activity involving the nether regions in which the anus feels as if it is on fire, burning for hours on hand.

Yo that girl had mad anus burn after Kobe raped the hell out of her last nite.

by Jebby Brizzle September 20, 2006

Calamari anus

Somebody who has been fucked in the ass so many times that their rectal muscles fail to contract anymore. Thus their asshole is very loose, being very much like a piece of raw calamari.

Poor Russ, he shits himself everytime he farts. He has been reemed in the ass so many times that he has developed a calamari anus.

by the shrimping king August 11, 2006