Jason Murphy

Jason is a retard who cant play any video games. He is shit at almost every single one but one. Farming simulator. He is also a massive snowflake who can’t take a ducking joke for being shit at every game

You’re such a jason murphy
“goes offline”

by BallZuckerBurger August 1, 2021

Murphy's Law of Snoring

"Your slumber-partner will snooze silently during periods that you're up and away from the boudoir, but then he will totally 'saw logs' whenever you're actually cohabitating with him --- and wanting to get some shut-eye --- in the same bed."

Perhaps many instances of Murphy's Law of Snoring stem from the snorer's needing more space to "spread out", which he would have whenever he has the whole bed to himself; being more cramped can restrict air-passages and so on..

by QuacksO September 29, 2019

headdie murphy

A funny large headed black man.

You lookin like Headdie Murphy with that giant Mellon.

by CKP Team November 13, 2019

Murphy

To obstruct democracy; to refuse to do your job

As a little known administrator in an obscure office you can Murphy the peaceful transition of power of an established democracy

by DCC, MD November 18, 2020

Bloody Murphy

When someone hocks a fat loogie and it has traces of blood in it.

Wow! Did you see that old man just hock a Bloody Murphy right there on the sidewalk!?!?! GROSS!

by DizzyNuts April 25, 2025

Murphy's second law

Anyone that can exist does exist, and they're probably on Twitter.

"What on earth do you mean they're calling themselves 'Sigma Males'?"

"Murphy's second law. They exist."

by waddlemarco June 30, 2021

Murphy-Mitchell

Someone’s Baby Mother who Has Daddy Issues and isn’t 99.9% safe also wears diapers

How yours life going ?

Eh it’s really Murphy-Mitchell

by Yeagotchushorty June 2, 2022