Old man with handlebar mustache who preys on young boys and girls. In the absence of young children he will prey on much older women who typically have walking aides. ( wheelchairs, canes, crutches or walkers)
He is often rejected and can be seen with one hand twisting his mustache and the other fondling himself in the dark corner of bars. Often goes by the alias of “Woody”, “Dickey”, or “Gus”.
(Jurrasic because he is well past his prime but doesn’t seem to know it and Sick because if they are old enough to pee, they are old enough for him)
He is often rejected and can be seen with one hand twisting his mustache and the other fondling himself in the dark corner of bars. Often goes by the alias of “Woody”, “Dickey”, or “Gus”.
(Jurrasic because he is well past his prime but doesn’t seem to know it and Sick because if they are old enough to pee, they are old enough for him)
The handled juraSicko was seen lurking in the dark corner of the busy teen nightclub. We wouldn’t have even noticed him standing there if it wasn’t for the wet stain around his crotch.
by Wild Bob September 27, 2023
Get the handled JuraSickomug. "Handle goo" is the layer of germs and who knows what on anything the public touches. For example a door handle, an escalator handle, the rail or handle on a stairway.
Leaving the bathroom Jill had no choice but to use the door handle and get her hands covered in handle goo.
by BrieKneeVA October 17, 2008
Get the Handle Goomug. The handle in most cars, trucks, buses, and small boats that is located in the interior of the vehicle above the door in a car or truck, hanging from the ceiling on a bus, and by the seat on a boat. Used in extreme driving situations where passengers do not wish to be thrown about the interior of the vehicle, even if seatbelts (non-existent on most buses and boats) are worn and kids are in car seats (babies are held on boats, they don't need car seats). Situations that warrant the usage of the "oh it handle" include hard braking, abrupt cornering, skidding, careening off bridge (These risks are non-existent on boats, for boats it's when the boat goes up and down on rough waves and choppy waters). It is usually considered polite for driver to warn passengers (including the baby in the car seat) before they feel obligated to use the "oh it handle"
by babypiratesnapchat2 March 24, 2023
Get the oh it handlemug. A sexual maneuver involving two men. The first man masturbates and ejaculates onto the penis of the second man. The second man then masturbates to completion using the first man's ejaculate as a lubricant.
I always knew Tad and Steven were close, but I heard they took their friendship to a new level when Tad gave Steven a Slippery Handle at Kylie's party last weekend.
by terminator2ismyjam June 3, 2018
Get the Slippery Handlemug. by Hswan33 May 6, 2018
Get the handling the old ladymug. Just like somebody who's not straight shouldn't be trying to set everyone else straight, someone who has enough trouble controlling their own actions and handling themself doesn't need to trying to handle other people.
The girl wanted to look like the one who could handle anything and anyone to the world even though some people had seen her lack of control over quite a few of her own actions in life.
by Solid Mantis September 27, 2019
Get the Handlemug. by Big12pro November 6, 2021
Get the saddle handlemug.