An ill advised experiment to construct an automobile from the following items;
1. Upturned tin bathtub.
2. Low-grade plastic novelty items from a charity shop.
3. A moldy turd.
4. A fresh turd.
5. The contents of yesterdays 'jam-rag' bin.
6. A used Johnny.
7. Discarded unwashed clothing reclaimed from the bins behind a well 'stocked' hospice.
8. Another turd.
The Ford KA stood out from the crowd because of its particularly charming ability to induce pointing, laughing, projectile vomiting & dry minges.
1. Upturned tin bathtub.
2. Low-grade plastic novelty items from a charity shop.
3. A moldy turd.
4. A fresh turd.
5. The contents of yesterdays 'jam-rag' bin.
6. A used Johnny.
7. Discarded unwashed clothing reclaimed from the bins behind a well 'stocked' hospice.
8. Another turd.
The Ford KA stood out from the crowd because of its particularly charming ability to induce pointing, laughing, projectile vomiting & dry minges.
Person 1: "Who in the Mary Hinge laid a giant brown 'arse' dreadnought outside my house?!"
Person 2: "Aaah, yeah that'll be me, it's a car, a Ford KA... what'dya think of her?"
Person 1: "Push it into the sea at once, i'll give you a hand, hopefully it'll sink. & let's not talk of your faux pas again. Idiot."
Person 2: "Aaah, yeah that'll be me, it's a car, a Ford KA... what'dya think of her?"
Person 1: "Push it into the sea at once, i'll give you a hand, hopefully it'll sink. & let's not talk of your faux pas again. Idiot."
by Bob007 October 7, 2008
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Nick: But it's raining and takes an hour to walk! Don't pull a Mrs. Ford!
Katy: No, I have to pick up my sister in half-an-hour, and can't stop to drop you off on your house that is on the way. You can walk home.
Nick: But it's raining and takes an hour to walk! Don't pull a Mrs. Ford!
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