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Doesn't Count

Hym "You know that's not what I meant so it doesn't count. Stop them from stealing from me or the law does not matter and I will just stab and stab and stab. That is theft. Everybody knows it's theft. I'm not going to court over it."
by Hym Iam April 26, 2025
mugGet the Doesn't Countmug.

rabbit counting

A game played by a select few kids in south Wilmington (not Wilmington) in which you ride around drinking. Every time you see a rabbit you take a drink, if you see a muskrat or beaver it counts as half a beer, and if you see a deer you have to chug what's left.
Hey man the bars are dead tonight. Fuck it lets go rabbit counting.
by Muzz444 April 30, 2014
mugGet the rabbit countingmug.

Count Omar

Count Olaf's stupid name in the Daily Punctillio that Mr. Poe's wife has the audacity to put in the Daily Punctillio.
"Bruh Seriously, Count Omar?" Violet Said
"I SWEAR TO GOD THAT STUPID WOMAN HAD THE AUDACITY TO PUT COUNT OMAR IN THE DAILY PUNCTILLIO!!!" Violet thought
by ersatze February 12, 2023
mugGet the Count Omarmug.

dude count

(Canadian) Whence giving a party, the amount of dudes on the invite list, corresponds naturally to the amount of dude attendees. The higher the dude count, the lamer the soiree unless you're a raving iron.
"Dude - I'm not going to that shwag... Look at the dude count!"
by JB July 23, 2003
mugGet the dude countmug.

counting clouds

"The weed put me sleep, i was counting clouds last night"
by zoriboi March 5, 2012
mugGet the counting cloudsmug.

Your viewer count is down

What dream says to tommyinnit (child) when twitch glitches and shows less viewer count.
Your viewer count is down tommy
by NeverFrosted November 27, 2020
mugGet the Your viewer count is downmug.

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