Shy Asshole

When it can't poop because other people are around.

Brad get outta here! You know I have a shy asshole!

by lockenload23 July 11, 2016

Schrodingers asshole

A person who decides whether or not they're full of shit by the reactions of those around them.

"That guy who posted ____ but said he was just trolling when no one agreed with him is totally a Schrodingers Asshole"

by ImmortalDobbs June 15, 2017

Asshole Simp

A rare breed of the simp family. An asshole simp is a type of simp that not only spends his time chasing females, but also manages to come off as a dick at the same time. Asshole simps are often rejected from both the female(s) he chases as well as the boys. There should be no sympathy for these creatures.

Look at that asshole simp Peter over there...Man, what a fucking loser.

by theurbanpoet69 April 24, 2020

asshole coffee

The act of buying a coffee for an individual/group to make up for being an asshole

The man cut in line so he bought everyone an asshole coffee

by Skippyzu July 21, 2019

toaster asshole

A toaster asshole is a insult used in a YouTube video by LordBung and is used only when one person does not have another insult to use

Bob: your a stupid asshole jerry
Jerry: oh yeah well umm your a toaster asshole

by I’m a toaster asshole May 4, 2020

asshole beverage

The act of buying a beverage for an individual/group to make up for being an asshole

She bought the gentleman an asshole beverage after cutting in line at the bar

by Skippyzu July 21, 2019

Likeable Asshole

Someone who is classified as a douchebag but can also be nice & is well liked by his peers. This person also tells people the things no one else tells them but this information may be valuable to their life.

Quinten told me my haircut was fucked up and everyone else seems to think the same, he's really a likeable Asshole.

by Jack Swagger23 July 17, 2016