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Yogurt Twerk

When you twerk with yogurt balanced on your ass.
Candice: Yo i'm gonna yogurt Twerk
Jerry: don't make a mess
by Ack! I'm chocking April 5, 2021
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yogurt

a fat and chubby cat. if you see someone or someTHING named yogurt, eat it. it's probably yucky though. yogurt is a kitty and he is chubby and fat. if you see a cat that looks like it should be in a boy band, name it yogurt. YOGI MASTER YAS! babushka :)
Lily: Who is that lil fatty?

Giana: That is YOGURT! Don't lose him, or he'll die. He's dumb and fat. His weight will probably pull down while he's walking around.

Lily: He's a cutie! Can I have him?

Giana: ...NO HE'S MINE YOU JERK

Lily runs away crying.

Lily: I want yogurt!
by addsthebads2789 February 8, 2021
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Yogurt Male

A yogurt male is anyone,or anything that is absolute trash and is at the bottom of the brogle hierarchy. Yogurt males are frowned upon by every race for being such garbage in every aspect of life.
Look at Mary over there,she so trash at COD all I want to do is bury her in a whole and leave her for dead. Such a yogurt male.
by Horsey Flonkey December 16, 2021
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yogurt flute

Yo man, your yogurt flute is hanging out of your pants, put that thing away.
by ftothek June 17, 2022
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yogurt injection

Manny's wife came home and caught her husband giving his gay friend a yogurt injection.
by pentozali December 28, 2013
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Yogurt tip

When you dip your dick in yogurt then proceed to put your dick in her mouth as well as her vaginal opening. Or him. Incest is 👌🏽
Timmy: I want some yogurt tip
Timmy’s dad: come her son. Let me teach you a something that will get you far in life.
by Mr.mondal December 20, 2017
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Yogurt Shot

When you ejaculate into a shot glass and add yogurt and tequila to the fun making a drink similar to a blow job.
Hey Jim so I heard you like creamy alcohol so here's a yogurt shot .
by Library kid August 15, 2018
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