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emo-nerd-wankster

A nerd guy who has a 8.0 GPA and doesn't have many friends. Likes to listen to GreenDay shit and that friendship stuff make him think no one understands his life and then cuts his lower arm and wrist and shows it to people and crys. Then he meets me and my friends and we make fun of him of his tight jeans. Months pass and he gets shoes from foot locker. Soon he buys 3XL ECKO shirts when he can only fit medium-large. Sags and thinks hes a gangster but hes still in his honors math class and cuts himself.
''hey nerd u hella gay''

nerd: ='(

2 months pass

nerd: why dont i have any friends life sucks *cry cry* no one understands me *cut cut*

''u cut urself? i thought u were a nerd, so u are both? ur still gay''

2 months later

nerd: i like this cool kid in my class time to go shopping. goes down to buy some ugly colored air forces and ecko shirts twice his size.

''emo-nerd-wankster? ur gay i dont like u lets jump this kid''
by You Is A Beezy September 23, 2008
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WANKSTA

read 50 cent's interview on the song. its not a real word. it diodnt have any meaning before the song. he just made it up
by Langwij~Master May 27, 2003
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wanksta

someone who acts like a gangsta (ie goin after money) but just ends up in jail and/or doesnt achieve nethin.. thats 50cent's own interpretation of it, n whoeva sed 50 got shot outside his studio is wrong, he got shot at his grandmother's house
by Ghetto Supa * June 23, 2003
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wankstruation

The monthly masturbational session most males will have that is in some way more special than the other 29, a more pleasant version of the process females will endure,menstruation.
Dave: Hey John, why didn't you come out last night ?
John: Oh sorry it was my time off the month, I rented the new girls gone wild, lubed up....
Dave: Oh, wankstruation !
by BFS_YEAR4 September 7, 2009
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wanksterbating

The act of masturbation whilst under the influence of any sense-enhancing drug (wanksterbate).

Combines the rich feeling of masturbation with the raw satisfaction of wanking.
Person 1: I do like a good wank, but also a bit of masturbation.

Person 2: Hey, you should try wanksterbating, it's really something else.
by HapaxHog September 16, 2013
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bulgarian windshield wipers

When you nut all over your girlfriends glasses, then take your dick and wipe it off in the motion of a windshield wiper ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ
My boyfriend asked me if I wanted my glasses clean, he then asked if I wanted Bulgarian windshield wipers, not knowing what it was, I said yes! Next thing I know he blows his load all over my glasses and wipes them with his sick!
by Nut blaster February 2, 2017
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wanksta

the definition of a wanksta is a fool named michael t. he calls himself t-money or m-teezy but in all actuality no one likes him and he sounds like a friggin snoop wannabe. lol. refer to the word wannabe or poser
me:i hate wankstas
michael:do you know that a wanksta is another way of saying gangsta?
me:if thats what you wanna think, michael, then youre a wanksta.
by k.d. spunn November 27, 2004
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