whatev

a short version of the word 'whatever'

"what do you want to eat? popcorn or cotton candy"?
"whatev, doesn't matter"

by lyzzieloo January 12, 2008

The Whatever Podcast

Are doing the same thing any using the same talking points as the fresh and fit podcast. The need to just demonitize all of the YouTubers. They aren't applying a consistent standard and the only way for them to do that is to demonitize them all.

Hym "The whatever podcast does the exact same thing as them though... 🤔 Strange."

by Hym Iam October 3, 2024

whatever jake

Often used as In plural, signaling people that it does not matter whatever they’re saying is it relevant, The name Jake is used as format to show it’s not specifically towards them but towards the topic.

Did you know that 26.....
Yea yea whatever jake

by Jjaakkeeeee November 9, 2020

Say whatever the hell I like

I mean, you clearly expect me to accept the obvious counter proposition. Which is that I should have to tolerate the harassment and I should have to ignore the reasonable suspicion the one of the mentally disabled clients in the group home I work at is both getting molest by my female co-worker and reading my emails and using them against me (BEFORE I said anything about it here) AND that the things I do any say are somehow being transmitted to people across the nation without my explicit knowledge until I can do something OTHER THAN THIS and prove it to YOU when YOU might none even need it to be proven because you either have more information than I do or know explicitly that what I'm saying it correct and are being obtuse because...

Hym "You don't like the fact that instead of doing whatever you'd rather I do here I just decided to hop on Urban Dictionary and say whatever the hell I like (upto and including threatening to murder kids and/or rape)! So no. This is good enough for the likes of you."

by Hym Iam July 20, 2025

Whatever kadabra

Whatever kadabra: Letting our luck take care of it and it’s not guaranteed.

N: where’s your thrash dude? throws the bottle out the window.
L: why did you throw that bottle out side the window. We can get introuble.

N: whatever kadabra

by Maliit tt lalake yan July 17, 2021

Whatevs

What you say when you gave the best effort to resolve the emotional conflict, but didn't because you are stressed or just human.

Daisy: Do you care about my necklace?

Jack: I didn't know you had it.

Daisy: Okay.

Jack: Whatevs.

by Ereck Flowers April 22, 2015

whatever mang

Similar to to whatever man but with the added authority of being a gangster wanna be.

Friend: Hey I heard your girlfriend is going to the TI concert with another guy.

Response: Whatever Mang

by NewWavMarker November 30, 2013