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Weiner Butt

1. An exceptionally nasty hot dog.
2. Pronoun for somebody acting like a douchebag
I vomited from eating a weiner butt last night.

Dude, stop acting like a wiener butt.
by The Rizzle January 3, 2006
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Weiner Measles

The generic, nondescript term for any of a host of venereal diseases (STD's), especially those which cause some sort of eruption on the penis.
James: I would stay away from her. She's hot and all, but...

Bill: But what?

James: You'll probably end up with a scorching case of weiner measles.
by JoeFriday July 20, 2009
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weezer

A bunch of guys that heard slanted & enchanted and were like "this fucking rocks" so they started a band. Weezer is a band that is ten times more popular than pavement but only about 1/10 as good. Not that there that bad (pavements just fucking amazing) they had one album that was really good, pinkerton, and one album that was probably one of the best albums of the last 20 years, the blue album, they broke up in 1996 so Rivers Cuomo could go to harvard. When they came back they fucking sucked as Rivers Cuomo totally rejects everything that made him great in the first place and makes shitty pop songs. I'm guessing he embraced that retarded Andy Warhol philosophy that "good art is good business and good business is good art"
Weezer's Rivers Cuomo wants to fuck Stephen malkmus up the ass
by indierockisawesome May 4, 2010
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weezer

A band that gets by on the fact that they're uncool.
"Weezers made of uncool people. I'm uncool. OMFG WEEZER IS THE BEST BAND EVER!!! I LUV THEM!!!
by fuck_tard September 19, 2005
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oscar mayer weiner

What everyone on those commercials for Oscar Mayer would really love to be
Those people on the commercial wanna be oscar mayer weiners? WTF?
by Like I'm Gonna Tell You! October 4, 2006
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weiner sandwich

oh hey is the weiner sandwich coming tonight?
by Andrew Medeiros March 27, 2007
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weiner tea

1) Dirty hot dog water, an off-the-menu item served at many of New York's finest hot dog stands. Purported to give hallucinogenic effects similar to those of LSD.

2) A prank involving the steeping of one's weiner in a cup of lukewarm water prior to serving it to unsuspecting victims. Often garnished with one stray pube. Principally served over ice in the southern United States.
Example #1:
A bum hobbles up to a New York hot dog stand, cold and hungry. In his hand he is counting out change.

"Hey brother, can you spare a dog? I've only got 45 cents. Can you front me?"

The stand owner looks the bum up and down skeptically.

"Are you crazy? If I sold my dogs for 45 cents I'd be as homeless as you!" The man takes another look at the bum and sighs.

"I'll tell you what I can do for you. You look cold and you got holes in all your clothes, so I can sell you a cup of this hot, steamy weiner tea. How's about that?"

Example #2:
A group of office mates are huddled together at the water cooler, chatting away. One man holds a mug with steam rising into the air.

"Man, it sure was nice of John to make me this cup of tea. I always thought he didn't like me!"
by Butt Mudd March 7, 2010
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