ash wednesday

The act of a naked person who has not wiped their anus well sitting on your face and facing your feet, thereby leaving a dark and dirty spot on your forehead.

Ash wednesday came early this year when Donna sat on my face after she dropped a deuce, didn't wipe and left some shit on my forehead.

ash wednesday by Samanda July 31, 2006

ash wednesday

An inside joke from males in an YMCA adults seminar on learning to read and write.

"I wrote on the calendar that next wednesday will be 'ash wednesday' then girls will let us score.

ash wednesday by Ron Jizzle March 6, 2004

Red Wednesday 

Red Wednesday is celebrated on the second Wednesday of September,it is a day to celebrate good vibes from all over the universe. To display the holidays symbol people will display the color red wherever they can. It is different from the other red Wednesday about religious freedom and is in no way a disrespect to it.

Yo It's Red Wednesday we need to be feeling those good vibes to celebrate.

Red Wednesday by The Redder the Better August 26, 2020

Blackout Wednesday 

Any Wednesday where one chooses to get blackout drunk

bro, I got so Blackout Wednesday ‘d last week.

Blackout Wednesday by ColdBananaHammock December 7, 2018

Washing Wednesday

I term used by uni students to describe there free day which ends up being used for washing clothes. Some times there is an Australian women for provides advice (AKA washer women).

Scott: hey ive got a free day What shall we do

Mark: mmm i need to do washings i guess

Scott: good idea cba at the weekend

Mark: Hey its washing wednesday

Washing Wednesday by MynameisnotmarkORISIT October 19, 2010

Phuza Wednesday

Said (poo-zah)

As 'phuza' is the traditional zulu term for drink, it follows that 'phuza Wednesday' is the act of drinking (most commonly binge drinking) on a Wednesday night. and can be applied to any night of the week really.

This has become a burgeoning tradition among South African youth, a mini weekend on a wednesday

"Let us go and make a PhuZa wednesday with the Sunday Punchers"

Phuza Wednesday by Rejectco November 23, 2011

hat wednesday

Hat Wednesday falls on the Wednesday prior to Thanksgiving. This holiday is celebrating by pelting Michael(s) with hats, in order to generate an appetite appropriate for the Thanksgiving holiday.

Dude, I bought like 14 hats for Hat Wednesday. Michael is going to get it this year.

hat wednesday by PotatoPartyPerson November 4, 2013