The Deep Web

The majority if the internet is found here. This can easily be accessed by using the Tor browser and unlike what most people sag, this is not run by "evil cults", " pedophiles" or homicidal maniac. The reputation is an example of how much power the government has as people believe that without laws people have no morals, which is equally bullshit as one who bases their morality off of the bible or quaron. The deep web is where the dankest an most most edgy of us lie, also there is actually a fully operating fixed version of YouTube here. If you really follow the laws because of surveillance and fear if punishment then you are one pussy ass bitch who lacks a moral compass. Be a good person for the sake of a good person, do not let the government determine YOUR modality. Tor is the Ring of Gyges, wear it as a moral example of humanity. The people control the deep web, and if evil is found here then the people get rid of it, for example most people on the deep web do not want drug deals or child porn on the web, and they will take down those sites when needed. The deep web is here because the main web failed when it succumbed to marketing and surveillance.

You can not find mystery boxes on the deep web, those YouTube videos are bullshit. The YouTube channel called "chills" is also bullshit.

by Caye_Daws December 18, 2018

Cuban Web Browser

Cuban Web Browser- :// Sex position that includes a girl and a guy. Girl uses foot and digs poop out of guys bootyhole and then gives him a footjob.

John got an amazing Cuban Web Browser from Rossie O'donnel last night.

by Sleepnowinthefire February 26, 2011

spider web

the noun used to describe dried semen stuck in one's pubic hair

I cummed so hard my spider web looked like it was made by a tarantula

by UnattentiveApple May 6, 2011

Mariana Web

Level 5 of the internet. Supposedly, this part of the web can only be accesed by using polymeric falcighol derivation. This can only work on a quantum computer. This is very advanced technology. No one has got to this part of the internet yet.

Reaching the Mariana Web requires Polymeric Falcighol Derivation.

by 123what comes next? December 23, 2017

Doctor Web

The whitest person you will ever meet.

Principle of Fridley High School

1: Hey did you hear that cracker-ass Doctor Web banned the freshman swim chant?
2: That bastard!

by Salty Jonez October 8, 2008

ass web

when someone jizzes in your ass and you immediately fart causing it to form like a spider web, if you sweat it will leave little droplets like dew on a spider web. If you keep it in your ass you can preserve it and spread your ass cheeks apart and display it and it is still a web. You could also leave it somewhere, like after you sit down you could leave it on the seat and it leaves a web-like sticker.

For Example:
"Hey Lexi I got a nice ass web when my boyfriend and I were doing anal last night"
"Really?! I've always wanted one!"
"I know, it's totally cool, wanna see?!"

by Evangeline Ingle August 5, 2013

Intellectual Dark Web

1. Cult of chronically conservative cyber cavemen croaking at the void, interminably.

2. Achingly boring pop cryptofascism for the anti-intellectual age.

3. The Bible Belt 4.0.

4. Judeo-Christian conservatism repackaged for braindead Boy Scouts.

The hilariously self-styled Intellectual Dark Web have a fan base of mouth-breathing trogs with an average IQ of about 70, almost all of whom reside in some form of fetid hole once recognisable as their parents' basement.

by TwoBitVigilante November 23, 2018