2 definitions by Evangeline Ingle
when someone jizzes in your ass and you immediately fart causing it to form like a spider web, if you sweat it will leave little droplets like dew on a spider web. If you keep it in your ass you can preserve it and spread your ass cheeks apart and display it and it is still a web. You could also leave it somewhere, like after you sit down you could leave it on the seat and it leaves a web-like sticker.
For Example:
"Hey Lexi I got a nice ass web when my boyfriend and I were doing anal last night"
"Really?! I've always wanted one!"
"I know, it's totally cool, wanna see?!"
"Hey Lexi I got a nice ass web when my boyfriend and I were doing anal last night"
"Really?! I've always wanted one!"
"I know, it's totally cool, wanna see?!"
by Evangeline Ingle July 6, 2013
it’s when you take the longest, fastest piss of your life, it’s been a long awaited one and it comes out like a fire hose and you have to hold on to the sides of the toilet from how fast it shoots out of you. In the end you’re out of breath and the little piss left is just dripping out of you.
by Evangeline Ingle July 6, 2013