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John Wayne

The "John Wayne" maneuver occurs when you and a male friend are both engaging in vigorous sexual intercourse with a female (one for each of you) in the position commonly known as "doggy-style". One of you is the cowboy, the other is the Indian. Immediately before ejaculation, you both withdraw your penises and shoot your load at each other. The first one to be hit by a drop of semen is the loser, rendering the winner "John Wayne".
I John Wayne'd Tony, and now he has to wash his eye out with soap.
by KinkMaztaFlash September 6, 2004
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wayne head

Particular men's hair style featuring gelled up spikes all over the head,
much like the Growing up Gotti Hair-do. Very popular in Wayne, NJ.
Hence the name. Guys wearing this do will also be seen in polo shirts collars up of course, with a sweatband on their forearm and a bottle of vitamin water. Most likely to be seen traveling in packs, typically seen in German luxury cars their parents buy them.
" Hey, did you see those Wayne Heads last night at the bar?"
" Oh yeah, the ones that got shot down by every girl in the joint?"
" Yeah, them, I saw them doing burnouts in a beemer in the parking lot."
by DJ D-rail August 3, 2007
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Jew Wayne

a very rare, but just as slimy, jewish boy or girl who lurks the earth as a jew disguised as a cowboy such as John Wayne.
Jew Wayne: Howdy, I drive a deisel truck
Girl: ok i didn't ask or even make eye contact w/you but thats cool.
Jew Wayne: yea see that Confederate flag?
Girl: umm yea
Jew Wayne: yea you did, thats mine, i bought it at a store.
Girl: arn't you jewish?
Jew Wayne: i'm from the south
Girl: I'm gunna head out, your jew beak is making me go crosseyed.
Jew Wayne: the south will rise again!!
by Daniel Leonidas January 20, 2009
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Wayne Rooney

An amazing talent that currently plays for Manchester United. Left Everton, probably because he wanted money. He is large and rather ugly, but can crush your face with his hand while scoring on anyone.

He's an asshole but a great football/soccer player and will be a star. Hopefully he will mature soon.
Wayne Rooney just crushed your face... and scored two goals.

"Once a Blue, now a Red. In our hearts, Rooney is dead" (Everton fans and their sign)
by nation February 11, 2006
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wayned

"Let's go get wayned."
"I'm soo wayned!"
by God March 28, 2005
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Lil Wayne

Some say he the best rapper alive, some say he the worst. But in the end of the day he get money.
by xX3M0_CHiCkXx June 21, 2009
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Wayne's World Freestyle

Lyrics made up on the spot using the theme tune of Wayne's World. ( "Wayne's World. Party time, excellent!")
Adam: "Hey man, let's Wayne's World Freestyle!"

Chris: "Let's Do it!"

Adam: "It's Home time, time to go, with the flow, let's go. Party time, excellent!"

Chris: "Ten Thirty, hit the loo, break time poo, curry sauce, from the exhaust, party time, excellent!"
by Adam FJ & Chris W January 31, 2008
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