Murder Wagon 

A burger van that dispenses food poisoning in a bap. More a critique on the "food" served than the list of criminal services for hire.

"I got a burger from the murder wagon on the way home on Friday. It took me till Wednesday to pop my anus back in."

Murder Wagon by Wibblefishofdoom September 16, 2011

meat wagon 

A meat wagon is a police van, as it has contains many pigs(police).

'yo crush that blunt, here comes a meat wagon'

meat wagon by dj May 23, 2004

Douche Wagon 

A wagon that transports Douche Bags.

Look at that douche wagon, surrounded by the douche bags.

Douche Wagon by GraduallyNevele December 9, 2010

swag wagon

The most bomb volvo 940 wagon ever driven. The owner of this car is obviously the most intelligent person on the face of the earth, she is also quite beautiful!

person 1: nice volvo 940 wagon!
person 2: its a swag wagon, you know it!
person 1: yeaaaaa

swag wagon by cjt9999999 June 2, 2010

Honey Wagon

A large sacred vehicle which carries a tank filled with humen feces, which is found inside of a honey hole, and is transported to a secluded location where it is dried and then scraped up to be disposed of elsewhere

-You smell that Jimmy?
-Hey I know that smell from somewhere!
-Thats right Jimmy that smell is from the local honey wagon

Honey Wagon by Steam April 23, 2008

black monkey wagon 

Derogatory slang (from the late 1980s) for a BMW car, from the understanding that African-Americans highly desired owning a BMW, or held great pride in the BMW that they may have owned.

He wants to trade in his Nissan for a Black Monkey Wagon.

black monkey wagon by Arnie Schiffer May 12, 2008

taco wagon 

A wagon that sells and/or distributes tacos. Usually run by Mexican-Americans.

TOM:
"That taco looks quite delicious, wherever did you get it?"

PHIL:
"At the taco wagon on first."

TOM:
"Oh, of course."

taco wagon by P'diddy Hite February 2, 2008