Viking Curtain Suprise

When a mans pubic hair is so long it hides his quivering member that it could be a vagina

Charl- you will not believe what i went home with last night
Sally - oh my god, no, what?
Charl - A VIKING CURTAIN SUPRISE
Sally - Thats horrific
Charl - Yes, it was

by The dark Side 69 February 4, 2009

angry viking

While you are making, gentle, sweet, passionate love to a beautiful woman, and you suddenly switch to her asshole and pound the feces out of that slut.

During our honeymoon, I introduced her to the Angry Viking technique.

by C.A$hMoney May 2, 2016

Viking

Only the most badass name to ever exist. Only given to men who seem to be wariors. Smarter than shit, and can can beat up anyone except for Chuck Norris. Also drop-dead sexy.

Girl 1: Look at that kid over there, he must be named Viking

Girl 2: Most def

Girl 1: Wanna see if he'll join us for a threesome?

Girl 2: Sure

by DefMaker11111111111 August 21, 2011

Viking metal

Satanist, synth-driven metal rock that comes from Scandinavian countries like Sweden and Norway.
also called : Nordcore.

not a metalhead myself..but I listen to Darkthrone... they truly rock.

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

Viking

Typically occurring during the summer time, this when one fills his mouth with beer, and proceeds to spit the entire contents into an unprepared victim's face. This action is almost exclusive to when all parties are in bathing suits, and is prevalent at such places as the infamous F-Cove, of Brick, NJ.

Jay:
"Does Don know what a Viking is?"

Chris:
"Doubt it."

Jay:
gulps beer
taps Don on shoulder

Don:
turns around

Jay:
sprays beer from his mouth into Don's face
"You just got Vikinged bitch!"

Don:
wipes face
"Are you fucking kidding me?"

by joe1280 June 2, 2011

viking

eric

eric=viking

by what' a pseudonym? April 17, 2011

Viking

Very brutal and warriors who savaged, pillaged and raped people throughout Europe. They also went to Northern America and has also been to the Black Sea.
They were feared by the Christian peasants and weak noblemen in Europe, so they got tribute from them to leave them alone.

The Vikings faded when they were converted to Christianity and now the Former Viking lands are insignificant and no one cares about them. *Sad face.

The Abraham religions believe the Vikings will return in the day of wrecking.

Vikings were powerful warriors who passed their genes to many places(by raping Christian whores), but got extinct by converting. Now they're non-existent.

by Elixz March 8, 2015