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Urinal Cannon

Does the sack below my urinal cannon hold pee?
by Sherwinator October 18, 2025
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Dump in the Urinal

When someone says they took a dump in the urinal, it means that they sat in the urinal and took a dump.
by BLARPAGEONSTICK March 5, 2025
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Urinal Logic

The belief commonly held by all men that while most urinals have dividers that provide privacy, it is more polite to select a urinal at least one away from another person. The farther away your urinal is from the nearest occupied one, the better. This belief can also apply to stalls, and therefore women as well, although not as commonly as with men.
"I went into the bathroom and there was another guy in there using the urinals, so I took the one farthest away from him. Just following good urinal logic"
by Animal Damage October 1, 2013
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Homo-sapien 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Homo-sapien 2: Yes.
Homo-sapien 1: Detergent, Feces, Incest,Urine, And Water And Feces: (USDA): The First Juvenile Release...
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 28, 2025
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Straight Urine

Pure urine, mostly comprised of H2O, and excess water-soluble nutrients. If drug tested this urine sample would pass with flying colors. Also used in replacement of phrases like “aw crap” and “ew gross poo water”.
Bro, my dog just died.
Duuude that’s straight urine!
by CaptainPlank12 September 24, 2020
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Urinal Punch

The act of hitting the guy standing at the urinal next to you while taking a piss with the other hand. Not to be attempted when inebriated beyond a certain point.
Man, I so Urinal Punched Woollard so he pissed over his shoes!
by M-Train#51 February 22, 2011
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Urinal Nycoxication

When you are having sex, you pee instead of cream inside her.
The night that I accidentally had Urinal Nycoxication was the night that I am super embarrassed of.
by Wengardian Leviosa June 8, 2024
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